Korens/Chinese whatever crack me up

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  1. Claus601

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    look at this guy!

     
  2. Not the Loch Ness Monster

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    Shut up and give me your spare change
     
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    KORENS EHAAHAEHHEAAEHAEHEAHAEH

    sup worf

    this still interest you verily or
     
  5. Claus601

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    Kane again ,2-0 Spurs
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    shut up claude. satan has no interest in your soul if you keep this mundane nonsense talk up
     
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    image.jpeg But Claude. What does thread do???
     
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  8. Claus601

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    We are nonsense mr president
     
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    Shut up Claud.
    There is no president, only Zule.
     
  10. SIRUS

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    The funny thing about Koreans and the chineses is that the other night I dreamt about a mighty hawk. Fierce it was gliding
    high above mountains with a god like view on the disgrace of humanity below. It then done swooped low to terra firma
    and saw an old gyspy with his dog. The dog was long away making the poop, uncomfortably from a seriously unheathy, almost fast food diet of canned 'goods' or 'bads' as they known in relevant dog speak in the dog community. His after itch then saw the dog, just becoming inview to the gypsywho was ready to play fetch, chase the splintered tree discard whilst dragging his butt across the mildewy fields for comfort. At this point the Hawk began to laugh, and then realised himself - a concious awareness that in a second gathered a reality, a truth of open possibility to a world beyond animalistic intentions, aware of consequence of actions and a new found experience of empathy. A birth of mindfulness that could know no bounds. That could awaken others. Bring peace to the animal world. Healing suffering and conflict, gaining strength from pulled resources making a world of kings, whatever species. United. In peace. For eternity.
    Then it accidently crashed straight into a stoney hill and died. No-one is perfect for fuck sake, claude. You cunt.
     
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    ooooh. carlos castanada?

    AND I CANT BELEIVE YOU DID THAT CLAUDE. THAT HAWK HAD A FAMILY. IN YOUR HEART, AND YOU CRASH IT INTO THE ROCKS?!?!

    reminds me of a funny story, when we used to dunk bread in ethanol and throw it to the seagulls by the sea. how they would eat it, fly up so as to soar, but suffer acute poisoning in a few moments and crash against the rocks. most of them, but there were funnier instances when they would walk around dragging their wings like they were shit drunk, or one tried to do one of those graceful fly up in the air, in a figure 8 and land on one of the poles of the bridge, but during the 8 the poisoning kicked in and he missed it completely and full frontal face planted the bridge hahehaeaehaehaeAEHAEHAEHAHEAEHHAEAHEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH gods i hate everything
     
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    How much you need? :teeth:
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you sure youre not the loch ness monster. im pretty sure thats something the loch ness monster would say annnnd you kinda been saying that alot lately. like in every post, sooooo...
     
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    Is that an ad Claude, looks like an ad to me and that's strictly prohibited you know, being a bot and all that
     
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    Did we solve if Claude was a secret bot?
     
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    no, but if he is, he is highly skynet, as he is present on DOA as well, saying the same stupid shit over there. in fact, i suspect BH of aliasing claude.
     
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    Ive tried computing him and hes a tough nut to crack. Lots of black stuff, but cant work out if hes black black or late 90s white guy black ala Moskit, lots point to him being American but he rabbits on about Tottenham Hotspurs all the time. Only one thing I can work out is that he is definitely BH alias and hes atleast had a passing glance at Akismet
     
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