Kinky Girlfriends

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  1. Sislej

    Sislej New Member

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    What were the kinkiest things your girlfriend did? :D
     
  2. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    well, i had her chained up on a leash, and she cooked me and omelette wearing a fetish/bondage mask and then washed my fucking shirts. dead kinky
     
  3. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    why would u want to know?
    u dogging m8?
    anyway it would warp your mind if i told you.
    ok will tell you this : she puts marmite on her toast and then scrambled eggs.
    kinky shit right there my friend.
     
  4. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Mayonnaise on a Sunday roast.

    She's off the chain
     
  5. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Fixed.
     
  6. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    was my 21st tesday. Lets just say i got a lot more gifts than i was expecting haha.
     
  7. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Straight up the shitter then :teeth:
     
  8. DeeGun

    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    :lol:

    Too many threads from Sislej wanting to know stuff that..I smell a wank incoming.
     
  9. bobbgee

    bobbgee ?

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  10. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    haha. nah. doesnt interest me that much lol.


    Extremely weird thread, especially considering if its for his wank bank, theres plenty of wankworthy material online that isnt in text form lol
     
  11. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Lol, maybe he likes us writing dirty things.
     
  12. DeeGun

    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    Maybe we should start posting gay pictures to bring this to an end :D
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Nah man I reckon you may need some women to end this :D
     
  14. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    you dont need a woman to finish. haha
     
  15. DeeGun

    DeeGun DeegBerg

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  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Your paraplegic, thalidomide, assbergers, bitch of a mother
     
  17. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    80% yag.
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    kick me in the abdomen until my asophagus burst after crashing my airplane. sick bitch cant believe she did that.
     
  19. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    morris dancing.
     
  20. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Let me stab her.