Kinds of wankers

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  1. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    There are many kinds of wankers in the world, so I thought it would be good to document it here and compile a giant list of utter wankers. Also inb4 someone references me somehow. :teeth:

    People who take a picture of themselves standing infront of a mirror with their camera phone to use a facebook profile picture
    People with no particular opinion but just agree with something because it's "cool" to do so.


    ....That's all I can come up with for now
     
  2. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    if i had to describe my wanking style in a word, it would be "public"
     
  3. flobbydobby

    flobbydobby bangin garden of dobbylon

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    agreed.
     
  4. ManuForti

    ManuForti Detached Audio

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    Bus stop wankers!
     
  5. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    People who don't bother to indicate
    People who are needlessly rude
    People who say "nothing" instead of "zero" or "oh" "naught"
    People who top load
    People who give you a wet fish handshake
    People who don't remember your name or face even though you met them like five times and they always introduce themselves and you have to say you me them like five times and they do this everytime
     
  6. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    i knew I recognised your face - Marks & Spencers, Bromley Branch? I was the security guard who escorted you off the premises after you spunked all over the percy pigs
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    are you the one that tried to kop a feel then? hmmm
     
  8. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Im still learning to drive but already developed road rage thanks to these cunts
     
  9. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    Faux homo wankers
     
  10. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    the one that come round to you house, knock on your door and ask you to turn the music down.
     
  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    People who don't pick up their phones even though they are meant to be meeting you
    People who say they'll do something, be somewhere, then don't show up and don't bother to tell you
    People who work as parking attendants for private company's such as PCUK
    People who nock your wing mirror off and don't bother to stop even thought it made such a loud noise they can't have fucking missed it
    People who drive 40 in a 50 and then 40 in a 30
    People who drive 30 wherever they go
    People who purposefully ignore you even thought they don't actually know you
    People who just are wankers

    ---------- Post added at 08:02 ---------- Previous post was at 08:01 ----------

    is this what you mean by this thread or do you mean....

    People who shy one off in a sock
    People who sit on their hand till it goes numb
    People who wear nail polish so it looks like a birds hand
    People who are always doing it in public
    People who do it to porn
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    people who drive cars
    people from other countries
    people raised with different values
    people with higher standards
    people liking sweet and savory dishes
    people with open relationships
    people reading about religion
     
  13. TitanKvad

    TitanKvad xor eax,eax

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    People who wank with the left hand
    People who wank with the right hand
    People who use both
     
  14. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    People who use their feet
    People who use other peoples feet
     
  15. TitanKvad

    TitanKvad xor eax,eax

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    People who wank slow
    People who wank fast
    People who wank creatively, with varying tempo and shit
     
  16. pitts

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    people who only like a dance music tune if it has vocals in it
    which ever idiot at global gathering decided to go mc crazy and put an mc on while fedde le grande did a tech house set WTF
    people at my work which will not speak to someone if they are lower on the hierarchy than them
    people pretending they like certain music to make them look like they know music when really they hate it
    bouncers with a power trip
     
  17. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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  18. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    yes greddie... agree on all accounts!

    middle lane/fast lane hogs wind me up so much!... picture this, empty three lane motorway, some twat in the middle lane doing 68mph! god it makes me so angry, i have to make sure i come in from the left lane go all the way round them and back to the inner lane just to make a point... but do the fuckers notice! NO!

    i wana get an led sign in the back window so i can tell people to stop driving like dicks!
     
  19. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    John B o_O
     
  20. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    People who lack basic bloody manners.
    People who come into my shop, and walk all the way to the back to ask whether we sell something that is stacked up right at the fucking entrance.
    People who always know someone who's done something better, faster or more than you.
    People who walk really slowly in the middle of the aisle in Tesco.