KFC

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by phillips11, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Seeing that cock thread made me think of a big KFC

    I mean is anybody else having trouble is it just they are wank down here

    Dont get me wrong its grade but they cant get a fucking thing right. I ask for a big daddy and the bacon was quite frankly embarrising, runny gravy, shit small chicken pieces and worst of all no fucking spork when you have beans so I have to just dash them at a near by parked car while the owner watches helplessly out the window.

    Come on its not fucking hard!

    I would write to Colonel Harland Sandars alas that Richard Branson letter, but franky I think he has bigger things to fry....

    Anyone else having wank experiences on a regular occasion?
     
  2. c_combo

    c_combo I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    they do it on purpose. they hate u cus u made them spit on your burger
     
  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    kfc is swag

    full of emos in mine i keep away
     
  5. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Full of emos your lucky then!
     
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    all about the mcdonalds
     
  8. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    I went in to KFC a couple months back and got told 'im sorry we have no chicken at the moment' this is not even a lie!!
     
  9. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    dont bad mouth kfc. kfc ftw.
     
  10. c_combo

    c_combo I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    burger king every time!!!
     
  11. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    KFC not ftw

    Colonel Harland Sanders ftw

    He would be turning over in his grave if he could see it in this state
     
  12. c_combo

    c_combo I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    the colonel needs some time out in the corner.
    hes been naughty
     
  13. DJ_NoZ

    DJ_NoZ Rum & Ass

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    Fuck Ronald McDonald he's a fucking kiddy fiddler.
     
  14. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    i cant eat at these fast food places.

    they dont fill me up atall.
    xl kebab ftw
     
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    gotta be full salad an chilli sauce tho
     
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  16. sam the dnb man

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    Mcdonalds is you mainstream you call yourself junglists?
     
  17. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    BUT THEY PUT GURKINS IN THE BURGERS!!! :D
     
  18. Lunos

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    wait for it......................................................................................................im allergic to chicken but when i applied for a part time position at KFC and said im allergic to chicken they (the managerial staff) just said "oh thats fine" OH MY FRIGGIN LORD











































































    * its worth pointing out i applied here cos im desperate for a job