KFC FINES A FAT ASS

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KFC fines a fat-ass

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3 times a week?!? god damn.

take from foxnews.com

"Fast food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a $264 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket.”

The British trainee nurse and a pal ordered 14 chicken pieces, six bags of fries and large cokes after driving to their local branch.



They spent an hour and a half eating the 5,456-calorie feast. A few days later, KFC regular Jackson got the fine in the mail for breaking the restaurant parking lot’s 75-minute limit.

“It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back,” the 24-year-old fumed Wednesday.

Jackson — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to the restaurant that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.

The mega bucket cost her $22.

Jackson said that she doesn’t plan on paying the fine.

“It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.”

A KFC spokesman said: 'The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.'"

 

dizzzeejungle

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Stupid, dumb, fat, bitch.

I work with a fat chick. She is a lazy piece of shit. And she eats her lunch sitting cross-legged on the floor like a blob.
 

RocksteadyUK

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hahahah!! check the size of her boobs!! hahahaha... fat bitch with little titts and a upper arm bigger than her head!.... BAD KOMBO!!
 

logikz

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maybe i dont know much about science or what the fancy people wear in paris,
but i can talk that talk, dance that jive, and throw a volvo in second gear fast as lightning when i pick you up on a saturday night
 
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I think this is a clever scam by KFC to try and get rid of her before she realises what its done to her and she tries to sue.
Stupid fat bitch!
 

Dustek

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I bet she was drinking diet Coke.

Fat ASS!

How can she be a nurse? She'd block the frigging hospital corridors. And she couldn't bend over to help you. And she's likely to have a heart attack herself in a year or two.

Fat people like that have no sympathy. KFC three times a week. She eats more than a Sudanse village. Fucking whale.
 

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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, DUSTEK IS MAD, AND HE DOESNT LIKE FAT CHCIKS, EVEN THO THEY NEED LOVE, THATS WHY THE MAJORITY OF FAT CHICKS LIKE THAT DATE BLACK DUDES, AND HE IS BLACK CUZ THATS WHAT HIS AVATAR AND SIG INDICATE
 

Dustek

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In America, Natalie Jackson would be qualified as anorexic and hospitalised to save her from death by starvation, homie.

BTW I shaved my beard today.
 

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1.I spend a lot of money in there.

2.eats at KFC three times a week

3.Jackson said that she doesn’t plan on paying the fine

4.We were hungry
i picked out four outstanding statements, which i intend to break down for you.

1. god damn right she spends alot of money in there. it'll take three times my weekly dole money to feed that bitch for a day

2. got fat because she too fucking lazy to cook. the other four days are alternated between pizza delivery, kebab shop, mcdonalds and a take away curry

3. because that's 75 quid she could spend on getting fatter and slowly killing herself

4. when is she ever not hungry? how could an appetite like that ever be satisfied?

moral of the story, fucking walk to kfc you doss bitch*
 
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