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  1. mc gunshot

    mc gunshot New Member

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    :finger2:o_Ogreetings noblemen i am the legendary mc gunshot. you may remember me from my famous 1 liner. you no wen the mc gunshot spits his spitin bare bullits my bumbaclart frend. a yo hold tite long john in ur abcence. u no wen i walk into the bludclart asda i purcharce bare rubicon mango cos iv got drymouth from the fat splif i just smoked in renult 5 gt turbo.:pimp::pimp::pimp::mkay:

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    wer the bludclart reply
     
  2. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Cool story bro
     
  3. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    I AM DEMETRIOUS
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Ket Ring

    Its what you get after a heavy session on Ketamine & you've excreted your innards & indeed very soul out of your gritter.

    Also, Demetrious HATES you.

    Just so you know...

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    People call me gunshot cus my cocky shoots blanks, always trying to nyam off couple poo pirates planks, closest to a knife I have is Armitage Shanks, I like to pass my time with lots of pokey bum wanks.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    who the crap is demetrious!? he seems important and i want to know, so that i may idolize him, small monthly fee, regular updates.
     
  6. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    dont lie.... THE mc gunshot? - your mum was telling me you is da bestest Mc ina ina all of ASDA!
     
  7. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Kettering is a really nice place this time of year
    I'm surprised more people dont visit
    Looking at it objectively
    Let us not dwell on such issues

    Yearn for the sunkissed mango juice
    Or bask in the radiance of Asda
    Utilise all that is at your disposal
    Reticence isn't the one
    Seek out new wheels
    Embark on the GT Turbo journey
    Let go, it wont hurt
    Feel free to read downwards

    Please...
     
  8. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Brilliant paraphrasing there wayne
    Until you got to the line about Mango juice
    Not that I dont like Mango Juice, but I just feel like
    Times are changing,
    You know when you used to go to a shop and pick up a nice
    Milkshake?
    Anyway, im paraphrasing now and I said I wouldnt.
    Not that anyone gives a shit anyway!

    Welcome new guy.
     
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  9. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Can I just say...
    Actually, nevermind i'll make haste in silence
    Not withstanding prior verbose
    Churlish is your point Matthew
    Even so, on board it is taken
    Radiotherapy is the key
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    The Beatles' first bass player Stu Sutcliffe (who died before the Beatles got famous) was a huge Marlon Brando fan. He watched the scene in this movie where Lee Marvin says to Brando, "All the beetles have missed you." "Beetles" was slang for "motorcycle girls." Sutcliffe told John Lennon their group should be named the Beetles, and John added the "a" (for "beat") and the name "Beatles" was born.
     
  11. mc gunshot

    mc gunshot New Member

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    listen fi likle jerk off u. u inject ket in your arse demitrius dosent hate me many a time i share a red stripe with him in the garages behind leeroy johnstones house davidddd rodigannnnn
     
  12. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Obvious troll is obvious
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    weak troll, weak
     
  14. Jwood27

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    see you just lost any kind of humour any of us were obtaining from this.
     
  15. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    I bet you are a 16 year old white boy really, with acne and busted teeth
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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