Katy Price's new diet

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Rah I never what that I'm a celb get me out of here, but jeez other day watchin Katy Price try to eat kanagroo arsehole and Camel bollock. He he taht was good. I am gonna vote for that bitch oh yea. make her eat shit
     
  2. barnesy00

    barnesy00 DJZeroZero

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    make her eat cock, this would be quite ironic
     
  3. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    Biscuits for 27p, that's asda price toys for 99p, that's fisher price, selling pathetic stories of rape, that's Katie price!
     
  4. hazdaman100

    hazdaman100 Bum 'n Face

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    ha
     
  5. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    she doesn't have a new diet. she is, and always will be, a cock gobbler.
     
  6. Lunos

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    shes the epitome of a chavy english dirtbag but she can gobble my cock anytime




    ill get my coat
     
  7. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    She does really need to die........t
     
  8. Jakue08

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    every man on this here forum would shag her so stop pretending you woudlnt ;)
     
  9. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    i disagree with that.
     
  10. Jakue08

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    every women would though (thats no offence to you btw)
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    every man whos girlfriend isnt also a member on here would shag her then, or be allowed to admit it should i say..:D
     
  12. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    if, which i never will, i was to turn lesbian i would pick an attractive woman.

    some of the men on this site like class, what more can i say?
     
  13. Jakue08

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    elaborate

    i find the way girls find fit girls ugly but average girls pretty puzzling sometimes
     
  14. Thin and crispy

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    hopefully they will leave her in there this time, she looking for a new man?
     
  15. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    ill be honest, i dont find her attractive.

    but neither am i fussed about class.

    id do her.
     
  16. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    I cant think of anyone more fake to be honest, everything about her is fucking plastic.

    I can find a girl like that down my local Lyods bar.
     
  17. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    all the lads that say you wouldnt .. lets put this scenario down.


    you go out on the piss, get in to a flat where you live on your own at the end of the night..youve not had sex for 6 months, youve got the midnight horn from birds dancing around you all night and some cock teasing birds....you walk in to your bedroom and shes laid on the bed spread eagled...completely starkers. or in doggy position wating for you on your bed. with her gash stairing right at you in the eye.. you telling me youd tell her to fuck out of your bed so you can get some sleep?? or are you just gunna ram it ? .. in that position i cant think many lads turning it down
     
  18. Lunos

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  19. EWOKS

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    john.. me and you both know.

    if you went out on the piss with me , both got home and bolloxed and katie price comes back with us. she gets naked and goes and lays down on the bed.. and she comes and takes your hand and drags you into your bedroom youd be going and doing the dirty..

    she gets a txi home after, you can say you just nailed katie price.. battered up bint she may be , but to stand in a pub with your mates and say youve smashed the granny out of her..

    dont tell me youd turn it down in these situations coz its bullshit.
     
  20. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    just any famous bird on telly that everyone knows youd do it just becuase its them and their famous.. knowing you could watch t.v. and say youve smashed Carol Vorderman in the wrongun...

    why not. its a laff aint it.v you wouldnt be turning down jordon JOhnanalaoanagnao

    yeaaaa. im pissed.. drunk interwebbing. i wanna pork the price