@ Karl Eksman

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Brex The house guy

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    Is that a couple of rug munchers in the background? Where was this? Some kind of shitty LGBT meeting? In what looks like a budget care home in Hull? This is all too much for me.
     
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    IT'S A NOVELTY,
    I LIVE IN POVERTY,
    WALK ALONE, STAND IN SOLITARY,
    CRIME BREAKS OUT DUE TO ROBBERY,
    MANS GET ROBBED FOR ALL THEIR PROPERTY,
    SOUTH DAM SQUARE DOWN IN HOLLANDY,
    EKMANS GOT A BIG MONOPOLY,
    SOLD SCAG OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY, NUFF AUTHORITY, NO EQUALITY,
    EKMAN GONNA RIDE COCK PROPERLY,
    GOT MORE MONEY THAN THE LOTTERY,
    007 LIKE SEAN CONNERY,
    THATS RIGHT YOU KNOW IM GONNA BE, TAKING OVER THE MC COLONY,
    WHACK MC, IF YOU GONNA BE,
    IN MY WAY TAKE A HOLIDAY.

    SALTY LAKRITSMATIC - BLAP BLAP BLAP
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Holy shit, annrew, that is beautiful, you, my man, are a poet and a reggae scholar, here to make man hollar, give the bidjes bollards, drink stollard, smoke green collard, all crew follawrd, have bellend swollard, for the promise of paradise by hez-bolla, get the six set stairs and kick flip ollard, and flipping heck I could go on forever whoa how is it even possible all words in the English dictionary rhyme with Holland?!!??
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    best birthday present ever imo, it's all I ever really wanted, I don't care about gold or diamonds, land or power, get the crayons out, draw me a hors. write me a poem. In orange crayon.

    I'm in love with a girl who's older, with a bit mankey teeth, and from serbia. But she's amazing and beautiful. Don't know what to make of it really, can I get some input please?
     
  7. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Karl's from Africa he's a drug traffiker, cant bang that swede cus he's and AIDs carrier

    bone.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Did you just do what I think you did??? You just issued an official rap / breakdance challenge by rhyming back, you think I open a Chinese restaurant in the middle of the ghetto and don't know what beef is?!? I will represent and whoop your bitch ass myself, I will show you the flying fist of Buddha.

    Its on Michaels. It is officially on, now that you danced back.
     
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    Those must be comfortable shoes. I bet you could walk all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing. I wish I had shoes like that
     
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    Fucking :rofl:

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    mud cunt

    When a really fat girl gets that brown stain around their cunt. Most likely caused by thigh rubbage.


     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    DUDE. WAT.

    no honestly, what brown stain around the cunt i mean how the fuck horrific is that for a casual factoid

    HEAAHAEHAEHHAEAEHHAEHAEAEH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG


    what exactly are you referring to AJ. that i just stole some hightops? from a garbage bag in a crack-house? because i did, ill fucking post a picture and all if you dont belive me













    AAAAAAAAAAAAAND IN SUMMATION I JUST LEARNED A NEW SATAN PRAYER
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    admit it, your curious
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    fine. what do i have to do fuck a fat bitch myself before you tell me what the fucks the deals is

    because i will, dont htink i wont, i,ll fuck a fat bitch in a minute and dont tghuinik i wont you goat mouth rat gut pepper barn no bziness mothierfuyfgeir3"#ยค