Kangaroo Kebab!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by *SweetPea*, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    I was just coming home, from the club / bar and thought to myself 'I could right do with a kebab'...
    So I went to the kebab house and said 'Please can I have a chicken wrap'... Much to my amazement they said 'Are you sure you don't want a crocodile wrap?'


    CROCODILE?!?!?!?!?!

    Bloody crocodile wrap?! I thought that was ridiculous. I said 'no, i blooody don't, what kind of place is thjis?! I would like a chicken wrap and nothing else!!!'


    Then, it bloody turns out, you can get not only a crocodile wrap kebab., but a KANGAROO KEBAB!!!!! KANGAROO!!!! What kind of world is this when the menu, whe you're bloody pissed is kangaroo, crocodlile, springbok or bison!

    Who needs these kinds of choises when you're pissed.

    Chicken or lamb is enough for me.

    Next news there will be springbok farms all ovber the counrty.

    What is a bastard springbok anyway?!?!

    I don't fuckin know. I made do with chicken and told the ugly kebab lady to keep the springbok to herself - in less polite terms... fuckin springbok.

    It was a good chiken kebab tho.
     
  2. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    How come a Kangaroo's life is so much more important than a chickens? I know what you mean though its wierd.. we eat cow, lamb, duck, etc ... but when something unusual is on offer its just like wtf?!
     
  3. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    chicken = shit

    kangaroo = wowah weewah!
     
  4. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Springbok is a type of Antelope

    Im guessing there is more type's of animal in your chicken kebab than a crocodile one

    Mass producers of meat based snacks have employed DNA engineers to break down the crap they inject into meat so its un-detectable to food standards agencies, so its kinda on par with dodgy drugs dealers cutting stuff in and doubling profit

    I do like a kebab now and again tho
     
  5. Hightech

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    keen as fuck
     
  6. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    Kangaroo tail is quite nice, didn't know people were allowed to commercially farm kangaroo's and crocs tho !
     
  7. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    It's all about Ostrich kebabs. Ask riisu.
     
  8. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    sweetpea, you missed out! you really shouldve tried it! theres no harm in trying new foods.

    kangaroo tastes quite sweet, you probably wouldve like it (y)
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Iv had Kangeroo before, its really quite nice actually :)
     
  10. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Sweetpea you should try the kangaroo burgers they sell in st nics, bloody lovely. Not tries croc though?!
     
  11. safety

    safety double safety

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    crocodile wrap for me please*
     
  12. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I've had a crocodile curry. It was nice. It's a bit tough though.

    And Kangaroo is real nice. Had a kanga burger before.
     
  13. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    yeah i had an armadillo sandwhich there. also i tasted some badger pie was rather tasty.










































































    ok i made them up. :D
     
  14. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Ive eaten croc before, always wanted to try a bit of 'roo!...not sure about in a kebab tho...a nice 'roo steak with chips and gravy sounds a treat!! :)
     
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  17. junglist#1

    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    i think they mite have seen you coming
     
  18. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    sweetpea, last night, i had a chicken and chips wrap smothered in garlic mayo, you sshould try it@!
     
  19. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    excellent rant, i have had roo burgers before, they r not too bad, dunno bout springbok tho, that seems wierd.
     
  20. Moskit

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    A well matured, seasoned & cooked prime Kangaroo Fillet Steak with Port & Loganberry Sauce & Minted Sugar Snap Peas with Cheesy Mustard Mash is actually very nice.