Kangaroo Kebab!!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by *SweetPea*, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. *SweetPea*

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    I was just coming home, from the club / bar and thought to myself 'I could right do with a kebab'...
    So I went to the kebab house and said 'Please can I have a chicken wrap'... Much to my amazement they said 'Are you sure you don't want a crocodile wrap?'


    CROCODILE?!?!?!?!?!

    Bloody crocodile wrap?! I thought that was ridiculous. I said 'no, i blooody don't, what kind of place is thjis?! I would like a chicken wrap and nothing else!!!'


    Then, it bloody turns out, you can get not only a crocodile wrap kebab., but a KANGAROO KEBAB!!!!! KANGAROO!!!! What kind of world is this when the menu, whe you're bloody pissed is kangaroo, crocodlile, springbok or bison!

    Who needs these kinds of choises when you're pissed.

    Chicken or lamb is enough for me.

    Next news there will be springbok farms all ovber the counrty.

    What is a bastard springbok anyway?!?!

    I don't fuckin know. I made do with chicken and told the ugly kebab lady to keep the springbok to herself - in less polite terms... fuckin springbok.

    It was a good chiken kebab tho.
     
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    How come a Kangaroo's life is so much more important than a chickens? I know what you mean though its wierd.. we eat cow, lamb, duck, etc ... but when something unusual is on offer its just like wtf?!
     
  3. *SweetPea*

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    chicken = shit

    kangaroo = wowah weewah!
     
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    Springbok is a type of Antelope

    Im guessing there is more type's of animal in your chicken kebab than a crocodile one

    Mass producers of meat based snacks have employed DNA engineers to break down the crap they inject into meat so its un-detectable to food standards agencies, so its kinda on par with dodgy drugs dealers cutting stuff in and doubling profit

    I do like a kebab now and again tho
     
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    keen as fuck
     
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    Kangaroo tail is quite nice, didn't know people were allowed to commercially farm kangaroo's and crocs tho !
     
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    It's all about Ostrich kebabs. Ask riisu.
     
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    sweetpea, you missed out! you really shouldve tried it! theres no harm in trying new foods.

    kangaroo tastes quite sweet, you probably wouldve like it (y)
     
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    Iv had Kangeroo before, its really quite nice actually :)
     
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    Sweetpea you should try the kangaroo burgers they sell in st nics, bloody lovely. Not tries croc though?!
     
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    crocodile wrap for me please*
     
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    I've had a crocodile curry. It was nice. It's a bit tough though.

    And Kangaroo is real nice. Had a kanga burger before.
     
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    yeah i had an armadillo sandwhich there. also i tasted some badger pie was rather tasty.










































































    ok i made them up. :D
     
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    Ive eaten croc before, always wanted to try a bit of 'roo!...not sure about in a kebab tho...a nice 'roo steak with chips and gravy sounds a treat!! :)
     
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    i think they mite have seen you coming
     
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    sweetpea, last night, i had a chicken and chips wrap smothered in garlic mayo, you sshould try it@!
     
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    excellent rant, i have had roo burgers before, they r not too bad, dunno bout springbok tho, that seems wierd.
     
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    A well matured, seasoned & cooked prime Kangaroo Fillet Steak with Port & Loganberry Sauce & Minted Sugar Snap Peas with Cheesy Mustard Mash is actually very nice.