I was just coming home, from the club / bar and thought to myself 'I could right do with a kebab'... So I went to the kebab house and said 'Please can I have a chicken wrap'... Much to my amazement they said 'Are you sure you don't want a crocodile wrap?' CROCODILE?!?!?!?!?! Bloody crocodile wrap?! I thought that was ridiculous. I said 'no, i blooody don't, what kind of place is thjis?! I would like a chicken wrap and nothing else!!!' Then, it bloody turns out, you can get not only a crocodile wrap kebab., but a KANGAROO KEBAB!!!!! KANGAROO!!!! What kind of world is this when the menu, whe you're bloody pissed is kangaroo, crocodlile, springbok or bison! Who needs these kinds of choises when you're pissed. Chicken or lamb is enough for me. Next news there will be springbok farms all ovber the counrty. What is a bastard springbok anyway?!?! I don't fuckin know. I made do with chicken and told the ugly kebab lady to keep the springbok to herself - in less polite terms... fuckin springbok. It was a good chiken kebab tho.