Kamikaze drunk car accident-nsfw

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weird thing to watch sitting in the sun. its a world of contrasts, isnt it? its rainy today and im in nauseating pain, so, not me. but it must be nice to own a woman
 

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existentially. also physically and spiritually. i think about the girl who drank hot bleach to kill herself. nature or nurture?

i once knew this girl whos little sister couldnt piss right. her vag wasnt on right. theyd put it on crooked. or maybe just the piss hole wasnt right.

she would scold her in the bathroom, shed say "i told you to get that looked at!" when her sister would have to sit on the toilet at a ridiculous angle, or she would piss all over herself and the floor, apparently. itd been like that since they were kids, theres a disneyland story when she came out the bathroom and had pissed herself etc etc

but you have to wonder what theyre going to do about that. is there corrective surgery for piss hole direction? if there is, ive never heard of it
 

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Yor a weird guy right? Yeah.


Anyway, hot bleach? How'd to? Put it in the kettle maybe? Does it still taste like bleeech?
 

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she heated it in the microwave, apparently. she was stalked by an online bully who had nudes shed sent, they relocated a few times, but she couldnt keep her hands to herself and went on facebook every time, so he found her.

imagine the distress. fuck. and its just nudes! even if she was in donkey porn on camera holding her passport up, killing yourself in such a terribly painful way is the craziest idea.

bleach is bleach homeboy, hot or cold, its still bleach. ive had stomach pains but imagine dying from drinking hot bleach, they ought to find that guy and make him drink a crate of it.

you didnt see pictures of her? when this story broke, many years ago, i looked at her pics and thought what a senseless waste. such a tragedy. there was literally nothing wrong with her, she would have grown up to be beautiful. and then she could have done porn
 

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but you have to wonder what theyre going to do about that. is there corrective surgery for piss hole direction? if there is, ive never heard of it
sorry but lmao. that's just too funny. you and your interest in corrective surgery. :rofl:
 

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sorry but lmao. that's just too funny. you and your interest in corrective surgery. :rofl:
DUDE I JUST LOOKED IT UP. THEY TOOOOOOOOOTALLY HAVE THAT.

its because the piss hole is too small, your junk grows sometimes in life, so they need to cut it open a bit. do not want.

also the theory is "that which i do not know about surely does not exist" which is pretty dumb
 

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DUDE I JUST LOOKED IT UP. THEY TOOOOOOOOOTALLY HAVE THAT.

its because the piss hole is too small, your junk grows sometimes in life, so they need to cut it open a bit. do not want.

also the theory is "that which i do not know about surely does not exist" which is pretty dumb

watched "a hole in my heart" few days ago and now i must think of all the short sequences where they operate her labia. must repress all memory of that.
 

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watched "a hole in my heart" few days ago and now i must think of all the short sequences where they operate her labia. must repress all memory of that.
the swedish film? id sooner watch cartel torture and albanian war crime videos than that. are you crazy.

the male lead who is the filmer is a swedish legend, however. and the director too.
so therere genital surgery footage in it? that sounds like hand -> glove, it could be argued, it shouldnt be anything but genital surgery footage. it would be more pleasant to watch, probably, im only speculating here, but i tend to always always always always be right

also i can taste amphetamine sulphate in my throat now for some reason, whats going on here
 
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