Kamagra/Viagra

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  1. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka VIP Junglist

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    Wrecked up a few weeks ago a lad i know gave me a big fat green pill and told me to use it next time i get laid!
    found out its called kamagra..

    cnt find an exact pic of the pill i got bt its similar to this..

    http://kamagraukinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/10-2.png

    he takes it when hes off it his head (he basically sniffs alot of mcat and is the size of a house from all the roids hes on) so when se goes and picks up a girl he takes it.. he says its fuckin amazing stuff but i aint sure wether to take it!

    anyone taken it or have any knowlegde ? im goin to brynmawr tonight to a hardstyle night cos my mate is playin a set..

    duno if any of u know anythin about brynmawr, its ruff as fuck BUT there are alot of dutty girls up there and if by anychance i get lucky wit one of them i was thinkin of bashin this first for a laff..

    good idea or not ?
     
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    quick google search tells me that it's pretty much the same as standard viagra...
     
  3. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka VIP Junglist

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    yeah but i dont like believing shit ive read about it..

    sed it causes temporary blindness.. fuck takin a girl home havin a stiffy and no vision.. especaly if shes from brynmawr ill end up wit an empty house
     
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    a google search of 'kamagra blindness' comes up with fuck all really.

    i think you're safe, but unless you're having trouble getting your soldier to stand to attention, no need anyway.
     
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    anyone else have any questions that ahmed can google for you?
     
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    http://bit.ly/ADeSsu
     
  7. Forau

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    Guy i know sells Karmegra.

    Half a pill gets you hard as a rock for like 2 hours apparently.

    Perfect after a heavy night on the class A's.
     
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    does viagra still let you bust a nut

    if it does, do you still stay hard?

    ahmed, you can google that for me hun
     
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    You're all too young to need it you realise that don't you?
     
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    Not when youve had a heavy night on booze, pills and powders...
     
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    Sure is flaccid member's in here.
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe! VIP Junglist

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    take it, do viagra often enough...even if im not twisted still go like a trooper!

    daft punk styleeee
     
  13. ONSLAUGHT88

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    Yeah I know someone selling those as viagra, look just like the ones in you picture, he had a silly amount too, ventures into a lot markets shall we say but I weren't expecting those.
     
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    yeah ive seen them, i used to know a guy who sold literally everything, his yay was shit (like a rusty nail right up your sinuses, hammer, snort the line and clink, queue huge tear out whatever eye correlating to nostril you chose to expose to this atrocity) but his assortment was not to be sneezed at. bennys, goofers, loopers, arbitrate, architect, self destructo bust and, what are those huge green pills i asked when i was casually browsing his stash one night. HUGE green pills, must be good for something i thought. but no, it was viagra type stuff. i pretty much know when im beaten, and should need be my girl could be both very patient and very persistent. but we got cialis from a roid head mate and i got unpredictable for a week, i could be in sexual ambush at any given place or time. she would sneak those in my drink and leave notes around the house with lewd messages. i was never home of course, too busy fucking some other chick. those were the days eh? or they were days at least you have to concede that much. a series of hours amounting in days. yes sir, days indeed.
     
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    Oh man..this sounds kinda poor.."I´ll get mashed to the floor and need something to get it up again" :teeth:
     
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    had it a few times, never had viagra but i'm guessing its exactly the same.
     
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    your 23. why the fuck would you need Viagra? i havnt touched the stuff and i can still have sex when im fucked out my face. i think once you take it your brain feels like it cant get an erection without it. your mate needs it because he takes roids. i dont think you should.

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    your 23. why the fuck would you need Viagra? i havnt touched the stuff and i can still have sex when im fucked out my face. i think once you take it your brain feels like it cant get an erection without it so you probably have to keep taking it. your mate needs it because he takes roids. i dont think you should.
     
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    dont know man. one time at like 4 in the morning at my mates house, we fell into a drug frenzy after having finished off her fathers pear congac and redwine bag in box. like vampires needing blood we scoured the whole house for drugs and only after going into her parents bedroom (in which they were sleeping) medicine cabinet did we find what we were looking for. but it wasnt quite what we were looking for, it was her mothers happy pills. capsules with powder inside. but being drug frenzied, frequent rock bottom dwellers with rotten souls we decided to eat one strip each (like 25 pills) and then snort a few pills. the nose burn from snorting happy pills is no laughing matter, it hurt for days.
    nothing happened and we decided to call it a night, and i went home, heavy hearted from the disappointment. woke up the next day feeling panoramic and for the following week had constant boner. couldnt cum but constant rock solid boner. id sit and play playstation and get double e drop rushes. just walking the street and my brain tried to escape its shell. see those pills have a delay on them, you need to eat them for a week (or is it a month?) before you start feeling anything but my theory is, right, if you do enough of them, they kick in like jackie chan. and these were good fucking happy pills too, when my mate was on them she could start dancing in the middle of the room for no reason, just listening to old jungle tunes, all of a sudden shed be dancing, lost in her own personal happy place, barely possible to get a coherent sentence out of.
     
  19. _MILLA

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    hahahaha this has made my hangover a lot better... im glad i asked now!

    for the record i didnt get laid.. the club had about ten boys in there and two girls that one hell of a gurn on!

    my mate played his set and we went back to out town and got pissed as fuck.. good night in the end.

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    why the fuck not.. ill take most other things.. why nt give this a go lol jus for giggles innit.
     
  20. Forau

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    Nah man, i disagree, after a heavy night on the class A's it can be a godsend haha.