Just how endeavorous are you?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Would you jump into a black hole?
    Would you put your head into something everyone else says itll get stuck?
    Put your hands up summat without knowing what?
    Headbang at such verocious repativity?
    Something foreign in anus?

    Post examples of extreme endeavoures, think Herojuana is gunna figure highly in the thread. So everyone else beats Herojuana down to the ground.

    When I was at pre-school I jumped off the highest part of the climbing frame, causing my leg to fracture in several places, but the awe in the eyes of the 4 year olds was quite obvious that day, may I add (for legal purposes) that I was 4 or also. Also took an axe to the head at age 10 for a bet, not sure its quite relevant.

    Fucking post your pursuits of furthuring the human race
     
  2. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    At 16 my parents sent me to live in Zimbabwe for 3 months on my uncles farm. I took his rifle and handgun from his safe (after carefully spying the combination).... and set off on a expedition into the unknown.... with only a rucksack full of Biltong and Cream Soda... 2 magazines worth of ammo for the pistol and 9 .762 rounds for the rifle.

    30min into my amazing expedition i came accross a wild dog..... which as you would imagine took a fancy to me.... i calmly climbed up onto a tall rock.... it just went and sat beneath a tree about 20 or so metres away. After much deliberation and rediculous amounts of London Boy paranoia that the dog was sitting there waiting for me to die a slow starving death.... I chose to shoot it.


    I left it where it was and carried on my adventure and thought id come back the same way and pick it up to take back to the farm workers to eat.



    a few ours later i came back.... dog was nothing but rag and bones.....


    NAH MEAN!!
     
  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Quite a nice story there Rock, I've decided I'm gunna rate posts in this thread by way of a picture, so I give this a

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  4. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i've eaten loads of little animals and insects. i once snorted a worm then ate it. i've eaten a little frog, spiders, water snails, slugs, crickets, moths, ladybirds, dragonflies, ants, daddy long legs, i gave a frozen mouse a blow job and once licked a cats arse......twice actually.
     
  5. rj_dnb

    rj_dnb Well-Known Member

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    That's like this one time, at band camp, when I realised I couldn't top this.
     
  6. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    WHITE FROST ON THAT POUND CAKE SO YOUR DUNCAN HINES IS IRRELEVANT
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I have never done anything that isn't completely normal.