Discussion in 'Waffle' started by mrtuff2000, Jun 17, 2005.
come on then lets here your dirtiest sickest jokes then ????
two eggs, are frying in a pan..
One turns to the other:
OH MY GOD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM BURNING>>!!
the other goes:
OH MY GOD, A TALKING EGG>>!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that'd be a cheese helmet there gordo
Two ovaries talking, one of em says "Hey did you order any furniture delivered?"
"No mate, why?"
"Well, there's a couple of nuts outside tryin to push an organ in ."
a brain goes into a pub and asks for a double whiskey and coke ,,the bar man replies ,,sorry i cant serve you! the brain sez why not ! ,,barman replies cuz your out of ya head!
a man is walking down the road with a steering wheel down his trouser , some kid approached the man and sez ,oi mate is that a steering wheel down your pants
, the man sez yeh i no its driving me nuts!
does any one else think that the rumours are true, that des o'conners skin is actually constructed from a leather sofa?
What does a man with a 2 foot cock have for breakfast?
This morning I had some eggs and toast.....
How can you tell if a vegetable is cooked?
The wheelchair floats to the surface.
Q - Wot is blue & orange & lies at the bottom of a swimming pool ??
A - A dead baby with a burst armband
Whats green and red and goes 120km per hour
a frog in a blender
One day superman is flying in the sky and he sees wonder woman sunbaking topless underneath him...feeling randy he though oooer i could be in and out in moments and she wont even notice...so down he went......in and out.......finished and he though ha ha no ones none the wiser.
Meanwhile.....wonderwomen gushed and said what the hell was that and invisiable boy said i dont know but my arse sure does hurt
what's the difference between pink and purple?
the grip.......(think about it)
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse! Ho ho ho he he he
How do you make a hormone?
Put sand in the vaseline
I got loads of them, king of shit jokes.
guy walks into the doctors and flops his 12" dick out, the doctor says what seems to be the problem, the guy says fuck all, good though iisnt it!
what do you call a bra stretched across a road?
a boobie trap!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
what do you call an epileptic in a bush?
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the water? bob
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in front of your hourse? matt
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a fire.....eheheheh burney
such eveil mwhahahahahahahaha
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