JOKE MC LYRICS.....

Discussion in 'Drum & Bass' started by lokki, Dec 11, 2002.

  1. lokki

    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    i did this thread on DOA and it was packed, i see if you lot have as good lyrical talents...

    (disclaimer:
    this is very tongue in cheek , i do not by any means think i can mc and /or wright lyrics)

    lyrics blow you up like osama
    beats give you a slap like your dirty father
    i give you some bass which comes much harder
    rydim mash you up like the twin tower
    dont sniff no coke, me snort flower.
    it give my strength, it give me power.
    and when i shag i go for hours.

    skibba watch out !!!!!
     
  2. inf0r

    inf0r /!\ Dainjah /!\

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    Joke MC lyrics? Pick any Oxide & Neutrino track, or that MC Vapour one, "in English, everyone got C, not me, they gave me a G" wonder why???

    :lol:
     
  3. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    Lokki = The new Hyper D :crazy:

    :lol:

    big up
     
  4. TEMPER

    TEMPER HardStepper

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    haha nice one lokki :slayer: :slayer:
     
  5. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Perhaps MC M-Code will share some of his MC skills with us? Or maybe MC Jarman? ;)

    *Wishes he had a recording*
     
  6. M-Code

    M-Code Hubbidy Hibbedy

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    i haven't mc'd for a while so i'm a bit rusty - here goes....

    verse1
    ribbidyribbidy hey ribbedy ho ribbidy ribbidy ribbidy rinseout selectaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    chorus
    blib blib blibby dibby ribby dibby dibby oh eh aha ah ah eh oh oh my deeeeeeeeeeeeejaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    verse1
    chorus
    verse1
    chorus
    chorus x 10

    repeat to fade
     
  7. freeagent

    freeagent Almost 30

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    To MC Drum and Bass, all you have to do is say some gobledygook but end each line with the same vowel sound 4 times, then change vowel sounds. Like this:

    Reno same budabumda-bay,
    Gwam dem nuttah semdem-hay,
    hotmon hotmon hotmon hotman-say,
    1992 is-ghay!

    Just kidding, 1992!

    Then say the same thing, except substitute O.

    Right?
     
  8. sub vibes

    sub vibes Member

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    its all lyrical genius.......the time has come for an MC revolution
    Xx
     
  9. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    M-Code's is pretty authentic. Still you can't forget MC GQ's famous stereo-typical American Indian MCing style.

    Hey Yah, Hey Yah, Ho
    Get with the program, get with the flow
    Hey Yah, Hey Yah, Ho
    MICKEY FINN :rolleyes:

    I usually think up hillarious mc chants when I'm stuck in rush hour traffic but sadly I can't think of any now to share with you all.
     
  10. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    'Twist one for Skibadee.....Big-time celebrity'


    Oops sorry!.....they're real arent they!!! :lol:
     
  11. Rareform

    Rareform Formula Inc. Recs

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    i can't fathom why the likes of skibba, eksman and shabba are so popular...

    to be honest

    they suck
     
  12. Serum

    Serum Well-Known Member

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    You're forgetting his other immortal lines (off the dreamscape cd if that's the one you're on about"

    "money doesn't grow on trees, babies come from ladies"

    Why do MCs have to be so shit. It's really embarrasing when I'm listening to mixtapes with people who don't normally listen to dnb. Because of the MCs they always ask me to put something else on.

    Who couldn't be a jungle or garage MC?
     
  13. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    You have shit MC's like Shabba because when you're wrecked they sound great and get ya lively.

    Don't diss Eksman!!!! He's 5479846795036 times better than Shabba and Skibba!! :lol:

    :crazy: :crazy: :zest:
     
  14. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    Yeah, you have the same dreamscape CD pack I see. I don't remember any other lines, thats the one that stuck out and its been in my head ever since.

    I think Weird Al Yanchovic should try jungle MCing. I just know he'll blow everyone away and besides he'd be the first jungle MC I would actually want to see. You can be sure he'd come up with lines far more amusing then "yo, ho ho" and "Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, ho".
     
  15. Porne

    Porne New Member

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    some funny gq lines ive heard

    set with him and andy C in 2000
    "here comes the SMACK A ROOONY"
    him and skibba over dj hype in 99 or 98 sometime.
    to a guy obvioulsy on drugs
    :hey , you, over , there, why you got yer fingers in your mouth, get your fingers out of your mouth and get on the dancefloor"
     
  16. nasher

    nasher Gangsta Status

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    tru. back in 97/98, skibba was at his prime :slayer: , tru genius stylee, all because he was steppin up his game to be better than hyper d, but he has now met shabba, and has got worse ever since.probz because they now think they r the best and no longer need to make an effort anymore. its shockin, skibba is becoming garage, seeing as his record label, platinum performers, is just dealin hip hop and gayrage :tut: , maybe a bit of dnb thrown in sometimes.
     
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  17. Affliction

    Affliction thought size didnt matter

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    here's come lyrics from a T Power tune on his Long Time Dead LP.....

    and you consider yourself as gods gift you're having a laugh
    whats it all about when youre talkin saliva dripping down the side of your mouth
    flies fly around you lookin for a piece of shit to land on
    they land on your head then abandon
    you got shit for brains but they're afraid you might kill them with an overdose mate
    tralalalalala la

    you might as well face it you're a failure
    they can smell your breath down in australia
    its a disease worse then the bubonic plague
    when you sneaze, the face of the earth is sprayed
    your germs are deadlier then aids
    killing millions of people everywhere nothing is safe
    even trees die when you walk past
    nothing compares you're in your own class
    your nose is the shape of a tanker
    you're the undisputed champion wanker

    so they nicknamed you an arsehole, cos you got no life
    instead of leeching off of everybody else kid, go and get your own life
    in your neighbourhood everyone knows you better as dickhead.. DICKHEAD
    trying to act like you eat caviar when you really eat bread... EAT BREAD
    roaches in your pants, chewing on your balls
    tralalalalal laaaaaaaaaa



    shocking:shake: :lol:
     
  18. dj_akuma

    dj_akuma Member

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    hey we've got it good from what i remember of happy hardcore MCs.......

    'the criminal justice bill.....i'd rather take a pill':tut:

    'you come from near..you come from far...you've come to xxxx driving in your car':chainsaw:

    '.....i come from planet Mars...i've come to kick your brains right up your fucking arse...':cry:

    utter shite.........
     
  19. HLMassive

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    You guys are all fucked. Drum and bass MC's are big up. Skibba Fun Eksman rip shit. If you think it's easy, or other musical styles are more difficult, try it yourself. I bet you couldn't even double time a simple manamanamanamana. And it's not all bullshit open your ears. There's dirty lines. "I got more bars than Barbarella, and I spit more germs than salmonella, my lyrics are sweet like sarsaparilla, teach the MC's all the tricks like Penn and Teller."
    "seriously, mc's they dont know me.
    I be the drum and bass obe wan kinobe,
    Im the type of man to leave ya best girl lonely
    Feelin for the funsta the sex don carleone.

    Coz most dem other mc's they just phony
    shit they talk about road,
    It all balony.
    I know they talk that tough, just to get the trophy.

    Right now, unite my troops like ma names Kofi.
    Dat includes you, ya crew and ya whole homies
    coz one minute ya nice,
    then ya dont me.
    we aint friends we aint partners.
    you not ma homie
    when i hit you ya sound phony
    i'm gona make you walkman.
    like sony. "
     
  20. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    LOL.

    Bout 7 years too late mate...