JOINING THE GYM

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  1. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    So i Joined the gym yesterday.....
    sort of a early new years rez ting,,,

    £28 a month, 12 month contract

    but yh im gonna go everyday in the week, and once on the weekend.

    bout time i joined up
     
  2. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    i suggest u all do the same
     
  3. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    always thought bout it but i am lazy, i play footy twice a week so its not all bad
     
  4. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    is me lol
     
  5. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I need to do this.
     
  6. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    HONESTLY MATE YOU GET GOING AN YOU'LL NOT STOP.

    GYM RULES, PLUS YOULL GET GUNS LIKE ME AN BE ABLE TO GIVE PEEPS WHIPLASH WHEN YOU PUNCH EM.
     
  7. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    im not going 2 get all roided up looking like some kind of muscle monster.

    going for the sake of health, 2 get toned... and 2 get my bum even nicer
     
  8. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Got banned from my last gym and now seriously unfit although I cycle the 3 miles to work most mornings - not out of choice though :(

    Gonna join one in January.
     
  9. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    SORRY ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE...............PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS A JOKE OR YOUR NEXT ON THE WHIPLASH LIST.
     
  10. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    WHAT DID YA GET BANNED FOR?
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i joined 6 months ago or probably more now. havent gone for the last 2 weeks cos i done had a relapse and stuff. mines so cheap you have no idear, 16 euros per month and its real ghetto, its like prison. i got bad bad conscience right now
     
  12. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Dicking around with mates basically, smoking green with the staff and not letting other customers get in the jacuzzi etc...

    It was at a posh country club and they were quite snooty and that, didn't like us youts in there making trouble for the platinum mugs...sorry, members.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha ok nice
     
  14. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    I KNOW THIS GUY GOT BANNED FROM THE GYM COS HE BASICALLY KNOCKED TEN BELLS OF SHIT INTO A FITNESS TRAINER COS THE TRAINER WAS BANGIN HIS MISSUS.

    IT WAS MENTAL IT WAS ALL KICKIN OFF AND I MEAN KICKIN OFF THESE WERE TWO BIG MOTHERS BUT EVERYONE IN FRONT OF THEM DINT KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN ON BECAUSE THEY HAD HEADPHONES IN N THEY JUS KEPT RUNNING IN CYCLING N THAT.
     
  15. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    been thinking for a while... But i just cba right now, when im driving i probably will though cos thats transport sorted.. For now though gunna start a home-based training program, been working on them in my college course and seems pretty good, free and easy!
     
  16. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Yeah lot of that shit used to happen at my old gym, bored & rich yummy mummies getting banged by their trainers. The sauna and jacuzzi is a good place to make moves on their daughters too. SHAZAM!
     
  17. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    THERE'S SUM BIRD WHO OWNS THE LOCAL ESSO GARAGE AND SHES BOUT 40 BUT SHE'S FIT, SHE TRAINS N THAT N SHE AD A BREAST ENLARGMENT AND NO LIES GOT EM OUT AND SHOWED THE PUPPIES TO HER FRIEND IN THE SAUNA AND SHE DINT KNOW I WAS GETTIN CHANGED WATCHIN HER THRU THE GLASS. IT WAS MINT
     
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    hahahaha... sick mate sick
     
  19. DJNoize

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    DAN-M


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