Discussion in 'Waffle' started by herojuana, Jun 24, 2013.
I have one in a few hours.
I want your advice
So I don't do that
Do anything for love.
But don't do that.
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samuel, is it in a restaurant? because, if so, throw away fork, keep eye contact, and pin knife in the middle of table, where you sit, imagine the middle of where theyd put the plate.
so the nigga knows youre serious. goddamn it.
have your questions ready, gesticulate moderately, sit up straight, try and give both interviewers equal attention, have your banter ready, go through their product catalog on the website.
most of all, have your banter ready. i did that by going on a few job interviews for jobs i didnt want, so to practice, before my main one. i called them dressed rehearsal.
and i landed the gig. but its a special kind of banter, a special kind of mentality these interviews are driven by. after doing all this, i realize i might be a tad psychotic,
but i think id like to become an interview expert. consult HR and so forth, because im pretty damn good at it. i told you about the five languages guy right? i almost feel sorry for him.
but not really. for i am not capable.
I think I look at peoples hands when I shake them, I always forget to check when it happens, don't do that.
What's the job? That would help a bit.
purveyor of taches.
Stay upright. Be alert your intelligence must shine through naturally. Try and be polite, conversational etc. You aren't going to have much experience of anything so they'll be going on your caliber alone. Do some prepping if they have a website. You're aiming to click with the interviewers but let that come naturally if it comes at all...don't force it.
If you're popular or likeable in real life that will come across anyway. And it's the popular kids that often get the breaks let's face it.
Clean shaven. Definitely clean shaven. And do try and keep your clothes on if at all possible.
get fked jaros. this benzo is kicking in like a mule over this liter of wine and im not sure i can stay coherent for much longer. but fk you jaros. so long as you know thigkslrhgnjsfä
Did someone mention mules?
is this that same thread?
If they chuck you in at the deep end and make you do some on the job style interview where you have to prove your worth just jemember to always ask the customer if the want to upgrade their meal to a large for an extra 30p.
trevor i do not truly beleive this thread was made for you
remember to sell yourself.
why are you a better person to employ than anyone else?
turn up with snaks. interviewers love snaks
I've just rubbed some chilli into my japs eye if that's any help to you...not on purpose obviously.
Flagrantly cup your junk at some point, lick your lips in a massively pedophilic manner, mention that your dad died of cancer recently, spiit on your finger and moonwalk out styling your eyebrows with your freshly dispensed saliva...
chek out this indian guy with red hair.
interviewers love red hair.
Armed (it seems retarded to use this word now, given the spend. Adumb can you please change his name to Akhmed so we can take armed back?) with this knowledge, I feel a lot more confident.
It's for the regions biggest energy supplier, working as a programmer for them. The important thing is it can possibly sponsor me to stay out in Canada.
bend over for the boss.
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