Job Application Fails

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Gumby, May 14, 2013.

  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Saw this little gem of a cover letter at work today, had to share:

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  2. Psychoholic

    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    she sounds hot, you jealous ?
     
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  3. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    Where the part where she says I work well on my own or as part of a team?

    And in charge of a whole work force of what? Tea bags?
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont know what she did thats so bad, other than love too much. thats always been my problem too, thats why i dont have a stupid job. hot imo. big.

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    dude dude dude holy shit look at this, i was reading up on paracetamol a little, and turns out its actually good against "the pain of social rejection", thats genius ffs. wonder if its possible to distill that particular bit and surf the discos like a boss all night, come home broken, still didnt get laid, not a number not an email HOWEVER COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS AND FEEL TOTALLY RAD for no reason. of course, there is always yay and drink, but both are slightly less legal, or maybe i misunderstood.

     
  5. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    I had a lad apply for a position at my old work and under any criminal convictions he put 'would rather not say'. His mum came in to the shop later that afternoon to explain it was because he had a pending driving offence. Needless to say I didnt invite him for an interview. Huuur duuuur derp derp.
     
  6. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    what a strong independent young woman