Jew in a bag

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  1. RocksteadyUK

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    Basically It’s an Orthodox Jew – most likely a Cohen (or holy priest) who is forbidden from visiting or even flying over a cemetery – hence the bag.

    Rabbi Yosef Shalom Eliashiv, the leader of the Lithuanian Haredi community in Israel, ruled that wrapping oneself in thick plastic bags while planes crossed over cemeteries is permissible.


    SAUCE: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...344.html?1365758646&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008
     
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    Stupid. This is what Jesus what do..

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    ..on the other hand..they didn´t like him too much.
     
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    thick plastic protects you from the unholy cemetary rays rocks, i think this is what we can surmise from this news item.
     
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    lol religion is funny. i love how religion sorts a simple problem by re writing its holy book.
     
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    This.

    So if i use condom during rape it will protect me from unholy.
     
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    Naw, according to the pope - you are unholy if you use a condom during rape :teeth:
     
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    if you use a condom during rape you are most polite and considerate, is how id like to think of it.
     
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