JERK

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  1. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    I drove downtown yesterday to go to a food festival down by the river. Of course downtown was rammed with cars and parking was in short supply. I made a turn around a corner and low and behold their was a girl trying to back her car out. I was nice enough to reverse and let her exit her spot (which i had intentions of taking) Some middle age man suffering from baldness, also had intentions of turning in front of my lane of traffic to cut me off and take the parking spot. I took my time and blocked him from being able to cut me off and awarded myself the spot for such cunning driving skills. He then proceeded to roll down his window and called me a "JERK". Me and my comrade spent some time enjoying beers and delicious foods at the food festival laughing about the awkward encounter.

    On the way back to the car i said "i bet there will be a note under my wipers that says jerk". As we approached down the street and closer to the car you could see there was a piece of paper under the wiper, and when i got to the car and turned the paper over it said "JERK". I now have this taped to my window for to provide a reference for other drivers.
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    he could of called u a cock, was he a priest?
     
  3. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    its not that he called me a jerk, its that i called the note under my wiper that said jerk. (Totally amazing coincidence)

    This guy went out of his way to park, get a pen and paper carefully write JERK, walk to my vehicle and place it under my wiper. He really wanted me to know i am a jerk, LOL.
     
  4. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    yer :p no offence or anything, but thats kinda subtle given the circumstances, lol....
     
  5. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    supprised he didnt key ur car instead
     
  6. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member

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    nah thats only in england
     
  7. Thin and crispy

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    didnt notice he was canadian, jerk makes perfect sense :p
     
  8. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    haha thats great man, i cant believe you predicted that he would do it!! :lol:
     
  9. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    hahahahaa
    jerk wtf, i cant believe he actually took the time out to put a piece of paper under your wiper though.
    any normal english person would just snap the wiper off and get on with their day.
     
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    D-Tektiv Active Member

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    Maybe he's got a stash of bits of paper with different insults on them and grabs one to fit any random occasion, to post on a person's windshield when the chance comes. (y):clown:
     
  11. Merh-Key

    Merh-Key I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Who says 'Jerk' these days ?

    I would of left c4 under the car, think urself lucky comrade