I drove downtown yesterday to go to a food festival down by the river. Of course downtown was rammed with cars and parking was in short supply. I made a turn around a corner and low and behold their was a girl trying to back her car out. I was nice enough to reverse and let her exit her spot (which i had intentions of taking) Some middle age man suffering from baldness, also had intentions of turning in front of my lane of traffic to cut me off and take the parking spot. I took my time and blocked him from being able to cut me off and awarded myself the spot for such cunning driving skills. He then proceeded to roll down his window and called me a "JERK". Me and my comrade spent some time enjoying beers and delicious foods at the food festival laughing about the awkward encounter. On the way back to the car i said "i bet there will be a note under my wipers that says jerk". As we approached down the street and closer to the car you could see there was a piece of paper under the wiper, and when i got to the car and turned the paper over it said "JERK". I now have this taped to my window for to provide a reference for other drivers.