Jehovas Witnesses

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  1. JJEC

    JJEC Active Member

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    Why do they bother? Do they actually convert people on the door there and then? Just had this couple come to my door asking me stupid questions like am i confused with whats going on around the world and shit like that, and then they gave me a leaflet answering the questions they just asked me. They just wasted 50 seconds of my life and also there life. They asked me if i believe in god i said no, i also said that half my family are buddhists, which is true, they stared for a bit and then carried on talking to me. I should have just gone to the door naked with bacon bits on my nipples and invited them in and raped them both. The girl was quite nang though. Rant over, thanks.
     
  2. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i had a couple of hot baptist bitches come up to me and my mate in the street. i told them i believed int he biggest bullshit and actually got them to meet me for a "private bible reading" a few days later....they looked well up for it. but then i realised they were mental
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    had a pair of the pushy fuckers come to my door once, turns out they where actually quite nice, understanding people (i'm 100% atheist).
    Ended up havin a friendly debate with them for them for a little while, i doubt i'd convinced them of anything, the same vice versa.

    I bid them good-day, looked at leaflet, tl;dr, and went about my day.
     
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    They were nice people but they just didnt understand no means no. I told them i dont believe in god cause i just dont and then the buddist thing came up ane yet they still didnt understand, i was in the middle of a masterbate and they disturbed me from it, which is what i should have told them.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    you should've shook their hands, then told 'em
     
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    Even better idea. I can still see them going house to house. I think i was the only one stupid enough to stay and listen. Most people are just shutting doors in their faces.
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    follow them around while ringing a bell.
     
  8. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    LOL, haven´t had a visit of those since the late 80s.
     
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    groelle Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ a year ago or so they were at my house. got loads of that religious fuck types over here, trying to talk to you on the door. lol.
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    really? how old are you? if you dont mind me asking of course.
     
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    Sounds like a really fun idea.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    just be glad the westboro baptist church has been banned from the uk. they are fucking sick in the head. the worst baptists ever.
     
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  13. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    You can see my age dude :D But as you´re saying it..it may also have been the early 90s. :teeth:
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    open door
    see jehovas
    get excited
    say "wait there, wait there! my housemate, wait there, he is into jehovaring, wait there!"
    close door
    sit down
    see how long they stay there for.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    witness of jehova comes to door.

    listen to questions then ask.

    how many do i buy before i get discount.
     
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    WTF they picket the funerals saying thankgod for the soldiers deaths. That is just fucking stupid. Id pinch them in the face, even the kids.
     
  17. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i just tell them no before they even finish their sentence and close the door.

    I've been kind enough for years to them so now i'm allowed to be a cunt.
     
  18. Ozmatic

    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    One of my mates house got blacklisted by the christian cults, used to get about 2 visits a week from either mormons or JWs
     
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    if ur a bit older, and obviously dont look like a kid, and you see them at the door. open the door looking a bit special, and say in a special voice, "il just go get my mum!"
    close door, run upstairs and chuck one of ur wifes dresses over whatever it is ur wearing, come back down, grab a big kitchen knife, and open the door and start talking to them in a put on high pitched voice, big knife in view, looking like a bit of a psycho guy wearing a dress pretending to be ur mum.
    post results
     
  20. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Story of this forum.