Japanese chef removes and cooks his own genitals and serves them at a banquet

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  1. dirty breaks

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...tals_n_1543307.html?ref=mostpopular#s=1018957

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  2. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    What the fuck is this black magic fuckery
     
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    yes badman indeed. i dont think there are any laws against eating a living person in norway. if theyre dead, you cant eat them, cos its illegal to interfere with corpses, it falls under grave robbing legislation (or similar). but living is alright. wonder how many plates of food he was able to serve up with that thing. japanese arent exactly known for their big dicks. me on the other hand would serve the whole luncheon, i got eight dicks.
     
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    Not sure whos more fucked up, the chef or the people who paid $250 for a plate of dick
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    too much? or what, whats the going price for a plate of dick round your yard
     
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    how does he piss then?
     
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    you dont need to have a penis to piss - look at women
     
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    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    Mmmmmmmm mushrooms and parsley.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    what the actual fuck!!
     
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    What kind of world are we living in fucks sake..maybe a bit oldfashioned but I think all those freaks involved should be locked up and the keys lost.
     
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    yeah i know that m8 - was wondering what they leave you with - a hole? how u keep it closed?
    Maybe a tube with a nozzle?
    A fucking garden watering nozzle.

    either way its a fucked up thing to do
     
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    I'd be pretty pissed off with the turnout tbh, I'd expect a few thousand at least, fucking dozens, more people watch a dog taking a shit in the park than that paltry effort. Plus whats with the parsley and mushrooms, people could chose anything I'd choose ostrich eggs and mooli theyre great with penis, mmmm.
     
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    I wonder if hannibal would have been in on Banger and mush ...what wine would he have ? ? :monkey:
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    whats mooli. what is that.