I've wanked too much

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by kama, Jul 10, 2010.

  1. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    My girlwoman is out of town since thursday and wont be back until sunday night.

    It hurtses, it does.
     
  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Fill up and put it in her eye.
     
  3. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    if you cant go 3 days without spraying your love juice.....i think you may have a problem.....
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Wank in a load of balloons then hand em to kids at a park, blown up of course. Then watch as the kids pop them.
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You can only use the "I caught it in my flies" excuse so many times too.
     
  6. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    what do you want from us ? A medal or some more tissues ? your nuts will eventually de contract from the painful hazelnut size you achieved to normal
     
  8. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    I want nothing from you. Just want you to know this. It's important.
     
  9. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    OK OK I've got this one. Find the oldest, wrinkly old lady with her pussy out on the whole web. Bash one out over her, force yourself to go through with it. Then everytime you feel like having a wank, the wrinkly ol' fanny will be all you can think about. Beware though this could go wrong and you could dump your girlfriend and spend the rest of your life on the epic quest to find the oldest, wrinkly fanny in existence, like me.
     
  10. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    ah that hit the spot. thanks.
     
  11. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i just wanked over all your posts.
     
  12. D.E.R.P

    D.E.R.P I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    hur derp dur brap fapity fap fap fap
    Iv done that once when I was 12 years old,my dick get this strange ballon thing full of dark blue fluids... double the normal size,
     
  13. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    Now I enjoy to keep the curtains open and accidentally show off my swollen member to the neighbours across the street.
     
  14. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    I do that too! Except when I do it I knock on their door. The old bag across the street gave me a free wank last week though.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that 'old bag' as you like to call her
     
  16. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    put it all in a glass, she can drink it when she's home.