Discussion in 'Waffle' started by kama, Jul 10, 2010.
My girlwoman is out of town since thursday and wont be back until sunday night.
It hurtses, it does.
Fill up and put it in her eye.
if you cant go 3 days without spraying your love juice.....i think you may have a problem.....
Wank in a load of balloons then hand em to kids at a park, blown up of course. Then watch as the kids pop them.
You can only use the "I caught it in my flies" excuse so many times too.
what do you want from us ? A medal or some more tissues ? your nuts will eventually de contract from the painful hazelnut size you achieved to normal
I want nothing from you. Just want you to know this. It's important.
OK OK I've got this one. Find the oldest, wrinkly old lady with her pussy out on the whole web. Bash one out over her, force yourself to go through with it. Then everytime you feel like having a wank, the wrinkly ol' fanny will be all you can think about. Beware though this could go wrong and you could dump your girlfriend and spend the rest of your life on the epic quest to find the oldest, wrinkly fanny in existence, like me.
ah that hit the spot. thanks.
i just wanked over all your posts.
Iv done that once when I was 12 years old,my dick get this strange ballon thing full of dark blue fluids... double the normal size,
Now I enjoy to keep the curtains open and accidentally show off my swollen member to the neighbours across the street.
I do that too! Except when I do it I knock on their door. The old bag across the street gave me a free wank last week though.
that 'old bag' as you like to call her
put it all in a glass, she can drink it when she's home.
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