its peace day in afghanistan

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  1. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    lololololol.
     
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  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Lucky Dove...
     
  3. JSDNB

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    lol poor one... :)
     
  4. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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  5. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Hahaha, what they didn't say is that they beheaded the dove earlier for drawing a picture of Mohammad.
     
  6. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Hahahahaha that's payabck for being used as a stamp on too many shite pills, infact the thing probably double dropped beforehand.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    he loved it too much. this is what happens when you dont throw stuff away. it dies, in your hands. you dont want that on your gaping open rosy red shiny from puss aggravated and infected sense of pride and morality. speaking of which, do any of you know what you could apply to an open wound, lets say from a bread knife, serrated blade, to make it flare up as much as possible?

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    salt-ice-burn, found it on selfharmforum.com what do you think. can apparently cause permanent neurological damage. fritada. do they have anything-forum.com? cos i just wrote that in url field and wouldnt you know the damn thing exists
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Gunpowder, then set alight to fuse wound together.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i didnt mean how to heal it, cos that is obviously how to heal a gunshot wound to the abdomen, i meant how to make an open cut as red and swollen and aggravated as possible, which is quite the opposite.
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    In that case I think a shark is what your looking for.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont see how applying a shark to the wound would make it swell up, surely applying a shark would that would well that would make it a different thing altogether wouldnt it my word i do say
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'm definitely in the right area though, some kind of animal. What about bees, yeah definitely smaller than a shark. Which reminds me, I was quietly enjoying a cigarette this morning during breaktime, and I see a shrew come running out of the bushes a hundred metres away, headed straight for me. As it got closer I stood up letting it know I wasnt gunna put up with its shit, but it just ran at me faster. So I stepped aside, wasnt the time or the place for a tussle with a shrew, I still had 5 hours left to work.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    tussle with a shrew, is this erotic or did i completely get on the wrong train here

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    no its a stairway to heaven reference isnt it!
     
  14. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Cover wound in honey then let some ants go to town on it.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i forgot to say quick, ideally you rub a fluid on there and within minutes, an hour at its most, its a blown up puss filled blazing red unconscionably painful cut
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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