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Hahahahaha that's payabck for being used as a stamp on too many shite pills, infact the thing probably double dropped beforehand.
 

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he loved it too much. this is what happens when you dont throw stuff away. it dies, in your hands. you dont want that on your gaping open rosy red shiny from puss aggravated and infected sense of pride and morality. speaking of which, do any of you know what you could apply to an open wound, lets say from a bread knife, serrated blade, to make it flare up as much as possible?

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salt-ice-burn, found it on selfharmforum.com what do you think. can apparently cause permanent neurological damage. fritada. do they have anything-forum.com? cos i just wrote that in url field and wouldnt you know the damn thing exists
 

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i didnt mean how to heal it, cos that is obviously how to heal a gunshot wound to the abdomen, i meant how to make an open cut as red and swollen and aggravated as possible, which is quite the opposite.
 

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i dont see how applying a shark to the wound would make it swell up, surely applying a shark would that would well that would make it a different thing altogether wouldnt it my word i do say
 

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I'm definitely in the right area though, some kind of animal. What about bees, yeah definitely smaller than a shark. Which reminds me, I was quietly enjoying a cigarette this morning during breaktime, and I see a shrew come running out of the bushes a hundred metres away, headed straight for me. As it got closer I stood up letting it know I wasnt gunna put up with its shit, but it just ran at me faster. So I stepped aside, wasnt the time or the place for a tussle with a shrew, I still had 5 hours left to work.
 

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tussle with a shrew, is this erotic or did i completely get on the wrong train here

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no its a stairway to heaven reference isnt it!
 

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i forgot to say quick, ideally you rub a fluid on there and within minutes, an hour at its most, its a blown up puss filled blazing red unconscionably painful cut
 
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