It's Cold owt

Toejam

OOOBEY DOOBEY
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Mulled Wine & Smoking Jacket Season, kick a German Scnauzer Season, Curries taste ten times better, Roast Hogget Bubble Jacket time, pooing in cold weather is better too, infact im beginning to crown just thinking about it

Bring it on I say
 

rysk

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it's fucking shite, mostly because i haven't been able to work out how to turn the heating on in this place in the year and a half i've been here.

mushroom season doe
 

wingz

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can't find anything good about that, i'm not smoking in my flat and before i go out on the balcony i have to gear up like a madman.
 

logikz

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all of you can shut up. i didnt brush my teeth for like aaaaaaages and i did this buttery varial flip down a three which i was so happy with i could fking shit. me and my brother are making black metal too. dont even fk around. im doing a c-punk thread
 

logikz

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i dont know. im not feeling so hot lately. my life is i mean all the ingredients are there, i just cant seem to make it seem lately. you musnt take it like im being aggy though, the shut up thing is just for jokes, i think its a funny way to start a statement, if you remove that from the post they are pretty alright arent they? also its part of the forum lore, we had a period when the scatbox was on and we said shut up all the time. kind of an inside joke if you can call it that. i love you really michael, if only just a little. in the bf gf lukewarm still be friends way. which is love too, you got to take it anyway you get it old boy. take it in a bottle, 40, quarter or can. i got a hot date tonight bodo, going to watch batman films and stick my penis in her body, i just have to refrain from mastrubation, something i think we all know is impossible for any extended period of time, 30 mins +, right, im not the only one sitting with my flag up here. orrrr what. anyway im up and drinking beer, about to not eat all day and going to make black metal. cant tell me im not doing anything all day. i should probably look for a job. or whatever. score bone maybe.
 

logikz

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oh yeah buddy, thats the good stuff. fffffffuuuuck im so disorganized, there were supposed to be people coming last night and i thought it said tuesday. says sunday. so i deleted it and got drunk. not a good move, to have people coming to check out the apartment means to have people come and look at your life basically. they look at it and go HM DO WE WANT HIS LIFE HONEY?? and she goes no dear, no we do not. and im stood there like a fking tit.
 
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