It's a nuclear war:

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  1. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    And you can only save 1 of the following:

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    Toiletry:
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    Episode of 24:
    Book:
    Brand of Washing Machine:
    Sea Creature:
    Porn Video:
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  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Person: The bird i've been pining over for the past 6 years. Hopefully in nuclear winter, she'll see that i'm the right/only choice for her
    Animal: A staffy. coz i like 'em.
    Hat: My new one baby ;) or possibly a top hat, even in armageddon, you have to look fresh.
    Toiletry: Bog rolll. Manz can't go around with shitty bum bum now..
    Movie: For now i'll say Robocop
    Episode of 24: Never watched it
    Book: Lord of the flies - for extra bog roll really...
    Brand of Washing Machine: Something costly
    Sea Creature: Great white shark. Will do for sunday dinner
    Porn Video: A collection of he she fun times with plenty of man goo
    Food: KFC bargain bucket blud
    Tune: Alien Girl. We all know this by now..
    Sexually Transmitted Infection: Crabs. Destroy the armageddon forces with pubic lice and take my place as Kingz III, ruler of apocolyptic earth
     
  3. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    Person: Someone fucking hot cus we gon need to repopulate the earth
    Animal: Just a regular monkey
    Hat: One of those ones that hold 2 beers on each side ad have straws coming down to your mouth
    Toiletry: Women's razor-blades cus I wouldn't want her to you know...grow hairy
    Movie: I'm gonna have to say porn cus there's a chance that woman might die due to i dunno unforeseen circumstances
    Episode of 24: 3 - but i don't watch 24 so there's no reason for that
    Book: Karma Sutra cus we're gonna be having bare sex so we may as well like make it more interesting
    Brand of Washing Machine: (had to google this) I would have to say Siemens - one it has a funny name, 2 this has to be the coolest washing machine i've ever seen http://www.johnlewis.com/230671540/Product.aspx
    Sea Creature: A Blue Whale cus I'd like to see how the people who are allowing me to save these things deal with it
    Porn Video: (Sick I get 2) Forest Hump and Itty Bitty GangBang (it's midgets)
    Food: some whipped cream, wink wink, nudge nudge
    Tune: too difficult - i wanna say Netsky - Prisma, but that's really only just like right now that'll probably change in like a day haha
    Sexually Transmitted Infection: tough one gonna have to say crabs cus the others are all really fucked up and i got razor blades so it's not like they're gonna have a home for long

    Congratulations I spent the longest amount of time I have today doing a single thing, doing this
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    PLASMA
    WARK
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    HONEST HAT
    GRAND FATHER
    SECRETION
    INGESTION
    GORF
    TORNTENSTA
    GARMIN
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  5. losty

    losty losty2010

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    Person: Sophie bexter Ellis (my queen):lickface:
    Animal: A fat pig, so I can have shit load of roast pork in the future:lickface:
    Hat: good old fashion granny hat hehe;)
    Toiletry: a mega fat roll
    Movie: Brazil
    Episode of 24: any episode as long as Kim is in it
    Book: Surrealism manifesto
    Brand of Washing Machine: Any Jap brand will do
    Sea Creature: Mermaid (extra thing to fk):finger2:
    Porn Video: Any Erica Ellyson stuff will do:2thumbs:
    Food: Pizza
    Tune: Marky LK
    Sexually Transmitted Infection: Why???:mrpanic:
     
  6. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    They might be harder to get rid of than you think. even if you shave off all ur pubes. there fuckin evil creatures.. bury eggs into your skin! :teeth: :D
     
  7. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Person: Elly Tran Ha, dont know her google her
    Animal: I wise old owl
    Hat: Trilby
    Toiletry: Hairspray to use a flamethrower for animals and clearing shit
    Movie: No Country for Old Men
    Episode of 24: 24
    Book: Something by Stephen Hawkins
    Brand of Washing Machine: Mum
    Sea Creature: Kraken
    Porn Video: Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
    Food: Chicken and Rice
    Tune: Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond Parts 1-9
    Sexually Transmitted Infection: Logikz
     
  8. Reality Check

    Reality Check Purveyor of fine antiques

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    Person: Someone who I would want to bang the tits off alllll day long. Frankie Sandford.
    Animal: A Pig
    Hat: My Green, White and Yellow Ignite beanie.
    Toiletry: Toilet roll, without a doubt
    Movie: Inglourious Basterds
    Episode of 24: Never seen any
    Book: Something factual, not into stories.
    Brand of Washing Machine: Samsung. Reliable AND stylish.
    Sea Creature: A big fucking whale. Don't know which one though.
    Porn Video: I use Pornhub....
    Food: Fajitas
    Tune: Brian Eno - The Ascent
    Sexually Transmitted Infection: Chlamydia. That fucker is more of an inconvenience.
     
  9. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Person: LIZ CAPLAN
    Animal: KERRY KATONA
    Hat: BOWLER
    Toiletry: BRUT AFTER SHAVE
    Movie: HUDSON HAWK
    Episode of 24: 14
    Book: NUCLEAR WAR RATION RECIPES
    Brand of Washing Machine: ZANUSSI
    Sea Creature: MERMAID
    Porn Video: AMERICAN BOOTY
    Food: SANDWICHES
    Tune: EASYLOVER - PHIL COLLINS
    Sexually Transmitted Infection: PREGNANCY
     
  10. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    Person: some random hot bird with a nice personality.... if they exist
    Animal: my leopard gecko, Specko
    Hat: my DC cap
    Toiletry: Toothbrush
    Movie: Fear & Loathing
    Episode of 24: non cos its shit
    Book: Fear & Loathing
    Brand of Washing Machine: hotpoint KAPOW
    Sea Creature: motherfucking mermaid yo
    Porn Video: some kind of animal nastyness
    Food: yes please
    Tune: sheeeeet man, thats hard, one tune? i dunno.... fuck.... erm, Frankie goes to Hollywoods RELAX
    Sexually Transmitted Infection: my old friend chlamydia
     
  12. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    Oh I did and wow good choice :D