It puts the lotion on its skin...

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  1. Moskit

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    Or else, it gets the hose again...
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    What the fuck is going on in here?
     
  3. dirty breaks

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    BRB someone look after my chocolate milk

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  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    First principles. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
     
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    THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY YOU DON'T BROWSE /b/

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  6. dirty breaks

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    So are you gonna look after my chocolate milk or not, Ahmed?
     
  7. Moskit

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    It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told
    Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
    Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
    Now it places the lotion in the basket.
    Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
    It places the lotion in the basket.
    I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
    Put the fucking lotion in the basket
     
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    I'M TRYING MAN! IT'S TOO FUCKING MUCH TO HANDLE

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  10. dirty breaks

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    DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SPILL IT THAT MILK CONTAINS CHOCOLATE GODDAMMIT
     
  11. mr karnage

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    lol, wtf is this? and why is 'it' holding a cock?
     
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  14. dirty breaks

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    is this a gore thread now!?



    i'll dump my gore collection in here.


































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  15. rysk

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    you sick cunt dibby
     
  16. dirty breaks

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    no replying without pics, tis teh rules.

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    put the lotion in the baaaassssket,

    got there before Dagz
     
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    time to get hardcore up in this shit

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  20. dirty breaks

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    YOU SICK BASTARD.

    let me get a plaster on that for you.

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    at least my chocolate milk is safe.