is it normal to get hookers on the weekend in america?

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they say it in all rap songs all the time, so its clear they pay for the combined services of hookers. if you watch lots of rappers youtubes hes usually got a stripper he took back home from the strip club (which costs money and you have to have her back by a certain time or you must pay a penalty, not joking) and its like six in the morning and shes filming him talking shit and vice versa.
i know rockers do it too, im sure of this. so is it just them or is it normal like everybody else do it too? just your normal guy on the street, when hes gonna party does he bring in some hookers? do we have any americans here that can say something on this? because i live in amsterdam and we have the red light and brothels and escorts but its just not that many i know that go there.

i know i should go and score. like all the time.
 

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I've met Americans once in on a holiday, in the Bahamas, on 2 seperate nights I was asked by mans wife to fuck theyre wife, I was my usual swanning self minding my own business, rum in hand, getting asked these ridiculous question, me.. if you met me I'm a balding, ugly, man of a goat. But on one occasion I swept my appendage and said "yes I'll fuck your wife". Half a tooth got knocked out by a securtiy guard that night. Um... my escapedes of whores are quite the same thing, you know the story how that ended up. Meld the 2 dramas together and you have your answer homie
 

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Wut? Did they ever want you to fuck their wives or were they just chatting you up to see if you were good for a fight?

As for American traditions I've only ever known like a handful of Americans, tops, most of them seemed allright, a few were nutters, none of them were willing to discuss the finer points of their prostitution culture..
 

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Wut? Did they ever want you to fuck their wives or were they just chatting you up to see if you were good for a fight
From what I can gather is that Americans are swingers, but I'm not the man to answer any questions, I can make any sexual isuals out of any problem here or there, but it is top range hotel, cant remember the name of it, has a casino, I think its the number 1 in town, you strutt yourselff round that place youll get noticed, if you have a big cock that is, did I mention the big cock bit
 

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i was in the carribean once upon a time and people straight bragged about which hooker they fucked and how long and whatever. ricardo fucked a hooker name carolina (with braces, that was flipping hot) so hard she had to go to bed and couldnt see anyone more that night. said he ate her out for an hour, said he liked to do that when he got the colombian yay they sold in the bathroom of that brothel. that was impressive. that openend my eyes to the meaning of chingamente. fuck these hoes up man. i think he slapped her around a little too you know. played rough, could be thats what made her stay in her cabin the rest of that night, who can say. another visit to the county hospital, cant stop bleeding out of her nostrils. match made in heaven. ricardo should by all rights be in iran by now. nothing changes around here.
 
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