Is it legal to own a gimp?

jmzmaloney

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Do you acquire a gimp or do they come to you?
What would a gimp need from me?
What should I give a gimp?
Are you a gimp?

All gimp knowledge welcome
 

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I'm pretty sure there are government guidelines in Holland, much as with sexual intercourse with Pets, as long as you don't harm them, or they become uncomfortable in any way during the act, I think it is perfectly acceptable/legal.

However, is a gimp a gimp if it consents?

Personally, I think rape/kidnap is morally wrong, but if you need to achieve certain goals in life, I think we all agree, you need to break a few rules.

You can't make a cake without breaking a few eggs.
 

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Its strange cuz a gimp obviously enjoys his craft but as you say being kept against will is what a gimp must do. Its a paradox
 

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yes!
depending on your type of useage you will need:
1. a gimp
2. a contract
3. their signature
4. a witness signature

things to bear in mind:
if you dont feed it, it will die!
sharing with friends and loved ones is fun but make sure its outlined in the contractual agreement.
dont leave it in its rubber suit during hot weather.
always leave some water for it to drink if you are going to be out for long period of time.
give it a name! its bad luck to have a boat without one and a gimp is no exception.

remember a gimp is for life (its life) not just for christmas!
 
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