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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by The Watcha, Sep 6, 2014.

  1. The Watcha

    The Watcha Well-Known Member

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    Rare Ayam Cemani ‘Lamborghini’ chickens are completely black and cost £1500 each

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    http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/04/rare-...-completely-black-and-cost-1500-each-4856607/

    I want one.

    Not sure I'd be up for eating black chicken meat though
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I'm guessing it's a scam involving a can of spray paint and a chicken.
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    We need the real questions answering though...

    1.) Are their dicks bigger than white chickens?
    2.) Do they like to steal other chickens nests?
    3.) Have they got a sexual penchant for overweight white chickens?
    4.) If they procreate with white chickens, do they make beige chickens?

    Etc.
     
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  5. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    why the fuk would spend £1500 on a chicken to cook it? its the most boring meat on the planet, don't care what color it is.

    rich people shouldn't be allowed to have money, they are clearly to fukin stupid to spend it properly.
     
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  6. Mania

    Mania i fukin wot m8

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    That is so fucking awesome
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Shut up brian
     
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  8. Mania

    Mania i fukin wot m8

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  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    on the whole, a very productive weekend on the forum! im proud of you. and haha brian!! you can suck it andrew
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Goddamn right, best weekend in years, waffle on the comeback
     
  11. jungle_fever

    jungle_fever Well-Known Member

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    key questions that need answering. also do they get angry when the white chickens assume they stole all the grain
     
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