I want a time machine and a round trip plane ticket so I can go to AWOL in 1994. Actually I might not want a round trip ticket, I might want to stay for a while and get a work visa so I could build a better record collection.
Was a quality night, loads of good tunes got played and I got absolutely destroyed.
Didn't go for drinks before the club Stan, I had a look round to see if I could see you but didn't manage to spot you, asked a few people if they were you and got some funny looks!
Only downside to the night for me was that the bar girl thought a load of my money was fake but managed to spend it in the end. It came out a cashpoint so I can't see how it could have been. Also some cock tried to put his hand in my pocket but I noticed straight away and walked away so the prick didn't get anything.