Is Ahmed still a Virgin ??

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    discuss ? ... judging from his posts, and his lack of gruffness ... hes either a miner , or hes scared of crumpet
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  3. dirty breaks

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    he's a raging homosexual virgin.
    end thread.
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    roll a dice and decide
     
  5. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Not furry dice? POOR.
     
  6. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    anyway, as it happens.....no, but i have been dry since dirtyskankthieveingcheatinglyingbitchfaceemily, which was nearly a year ago

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    but are you guys so backward that it would be a problem if i where? :teeth:
     
  7. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    he won't be once i'm done with him.

    His arsehole will be in tatters
     
  8. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Pics or it didn't happen...
     
  9. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    although i wouldn't be surpised if you though i was after seeing this picture
    i'm the one being dragged away by the big guy....naturally.
    [​IMG]

    photoshop at will...

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    so now you want to see underage porn?
     
  10. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    No one believes you :teeth:
     
  11. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    GAWDAMNIT!!!!!!
     
  12. dirty breaks

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    get back in the game before you lose the game! don't let a hobag get ya down, yeah? jump back on your horse and go out on the pull :)
     
  13. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Your sig's a paradox armed. It has me confused. To take seriously or not to take seriously? o_O
     
  14. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    thanks for the vote of support and everythin...but the main reason i havn't been 'in the game' is purely down to the fact that i've been unemployed for the last 8 months and have no means of getting out and meetin lasses.
     
  15. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Ya chattin shit armed thats not you, ur mates got fucking massive tits too the fat fuck.
     
  16. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    definately me mate, cottesloe school yr10 sports day.

    anyway, fixed my sig ;)

    and where are those gawdamn photoshops? GWARN DNBFORUM!
     
  17. dirty breaks

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    I know how you feel, only just got out of a long stretch of being jobless, had to rely on good 'ol mum and dad for money to spend that they didn't even have themselves, credit crunch and all that :/ can't you rely on the 'village bicycle'? yeah, sure maybe all your mate's have had a go, and she's probably wider than the channel tunnel, but every holes a goal, right?
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    dirty breaks is my new bet for the forum virgin
     
  19. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i know ahmed this man knows

    just think how experienced she is, she could teach you a think or two
     
  20. Forau

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    best i could come up with on short notice.

    [​IMG]

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    Shit. Forgot the turban.