Instant Shepherd's Pie (How would you get smashed?!!?)

RudE MonkEE

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Shepherds Pie is a gread way to use instant mashed potatoes or smash, technically a shepherds pie has cheese on it, however the use of the peas shows artistic flamboyance in the pic above. Nes Pas??????

:rowley::orly::rowley:

How would you procure a culinary delight using instant smashed potatoes, to get that stodged out SMASHED FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Shepherds Pie is a gread way to use instant mashed potatoes or smash, technically a shepherds pie has cheese on it, however the use of the peas shows artistic flamboyance in the pic above. Nes Pas??????

:rowley::orly::rowley:

How would you procure a culinary delight using instant smashed potatoes, to get that stodged out SMASHED FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does it? i fucking hate it with cheese on top. its such a "french" thing to do that...
 

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Im gonna poke their eyes out and smash them down

And since when did shepherds pie have sweetcorn and peas in? This is outrageous
 

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does it? i fucking hate it with cheese on top. its such a "french" thing to do that...

french, since when do the french eat shepherds pie u donut. cottage pie's without, shepherd's with gorrit????

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Cos there's nothing more french than a block of cheddar?!?!?!?


fuck sheperds pie anyway, s'all about beef! cottage pie tops Sheperds pie every day!

i agree me mam always puts cheese on top, it's those poncey m & s cordon bleus that are cottage pies without.

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Im gonna poke their eyes out and smash them down

And since when did shepherds pie have sweetcorn and peas in? This is outrageous

i know they made a mockery of great british grub!
 

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i watched a programme on how they make instant mash the other day!
sometimes i'm suprised by how exciting life is
this thread just reiterates that conclusion
 

RudE MonkEE

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i watched a programme on how they make instant mash the other day!
sometimes i'm suprised by how exciting life is
this thread just reiterates that conclusion

i know what u r sayin, and i commisserate with you wholey n unreservedly on you misfortunate feelings of dissenchantment on the whole smashing potatoed affair.
 

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french, since when do the french eat shepherds pie u donut. cottage pie's without, shepherd's with gorrit????

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i agree me mam always puts cheese on top, it's those poncey m & s cordon bleus that are cottage pies without.

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!

erm, Cottage pie is beef.sheperds is lamb......nowt to do with cheese or not mate
 

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i blame the central banking system personally

thats probably why the poncey ones have no cheese, the super-conglomerates own all the supermarkets, and make them all without cheese n put beef in, they are able to do this with the market forces created by having a central bank. superb observation, u get a ron atkinson spotters badge!
 

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1 piece of knowledge a day friend............i shall answer this question upon my return on Monday.

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can we just clear something up though......you on the smack?

no i only wack off these days, occassionally in the tool shed, to avoid the parents and any visitors who may drop by for tea and crumpets, with cheese.
 

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Do u knowthe differnce between cottage, sheperds and cumberland pie?

yes cumberland with cumberland pork sausages + herbs, cottage wit beef, shepherd's wit lamb n cheese.

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They seriously don't.

Cumberland does.

i don't doubt that for 1 second.

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LENTIL N GREEN BEAN SMASH CHEESY PIE:

Ingredients:

* 3/4 cup cooked Lentils
* Onion
* 1/4 cup Chicken Broth
* 1 tablespoon WW Flour
* 1/4 cup Corn
* 1/4 cup of Green Beans ( or Peas)
* 1 small Sweet Potato
* Cheese (I used my fave reduced fat Jalapeno Cheese)
* Salt
* Pepper
* Oregano
* Garlic Salt

1. On the stove top heat up the lentils and onion.
2. In a small bowl mix the chicken broth and flour and pour over the lentils
3. Bring to a boil, then simmer for 5 -10 minutes or until sauce reduces
4. Once sauce appears thick add the corn, green beans and spices
5. Peel the sweet potato and microwave for 4 minutes
6. Mash the soft sweet potato with some chicken broth
7. Place the lentil combination in the mini loaf pan and then layer mashed sweet potato on top.
8. Bake at 375 for 10 minutes, remove top with cheese and bake for 5 more minutes

http://mealsandmiles.com/2008/10/29/perfectly-portioned-for-one-lentil-shepherds-pie/
 
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