Inside Natures Giants

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Deeeeeep programme!!!

    Basically like that Autopsy thing with the wierd dude who wears a black hat, but with Natures largest creatures... Very interesting indeed, bit gruesome in places, but just one of those shows you can't take your eyes off...


    The Crocodile tonight!!!


    Watch the last 2 here:

    http://www.channel4.com/programmes/inside-natures-giants/4od

    Anybody seen it?

    Opinions?
     
  2. Borf™

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    Yeh, quality programme. Really really interesting.

    Looking forward to the croc.
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah man...

    Have you seen any of the others Brof?

    Gonna watch Elephant tonight, don't even know what the previous ones were...

    Will be gutted if I have missed the Giraffe!
     
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    You missed the Elephant and the Blue Whale...

    They were both sick.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    you sayiny Channel 4 has caught these animals... cut them the fuck up.. n are parading them on TV?!?!?!

    what time is it on? (y)
     
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    Well, they've found dead ones and cut them open, show body parts and stuff.

    I'm pretty sure it's 9 pm on C4....
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ima watch that.. is it gruesome??
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Sweet.

    Saw the Whale, Elephant is on 4OD so will watch that before this one tonight...

    The women that was doing the Whale last week, was a little too into it I reckon...

    When the cameras are off & shes all alone with the corpse/guts, I think she lives out some sexual fantasies that others would find unpalleteable.

    :D
     
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    Depends what you mean by gruesome... I didn't find it gruesome at all.

    They're not hacking bit off. They know what they're cutting off and the best way to do it so it's quite smooth (as weird as that sounds)
     
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    Haha, yeh, she was a right fruit cake.

    Well I'm sure this is the third one so you've only missed the Elephant. There's still a giraffe to do after tonight (only 4 animals sadly)
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I am quite disappointed they haven't approached any of the genitalia yet...

    Whale cock would have been brilliant, as would Elephant Schlong come to think of it.

    Croc Winkey would be interesting...

    But Giraffe tool, now I am very interested in that, I imagine it to be torqouise in colour.

    Also,

    Answer this:

    What noise do Giraffes make?
     
  12. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i was looking forward to this thread being about anal sex with lou ferrigno for fuck sake.
     
  13. Fortune^

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    When I read the thread title I thought you'd made a prono Moskit.

    Edit: Dan M beat me to it.
     
  14. chanty

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    seen the whale last week but was in work so couldnt reli hear it. try catch it tonight
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I've only ever fucked one fat chick, she taught Salsa with my Mum, she is married & 49.

    She is a rotter, but thoroughly enjoys the taste of a cock, after it has been in her own bum.

    I didn't think to film it at the time.
     
  16. philski

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    yea man, watched the whale one the other day, not really my type of programme but still quite good.
     
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    croc cock has a five finger prong to insert sperm. i want one
     
  18. Moskit

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    Thoroughly enjoyed that last night.

    The third aorta from the heart to create the stomach acid was mad, relatively unchanged internally & externally in over 100 million years.

    Crazy shit.

    They're just one giant muscle, would love to see them do a Great White Shark!

    Pity the Giraffe next week is the last one... :(

    I'm glad they addressed the cock issue, my e-mail to C4 probably helped. :D
     
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    This shit needs to come out on dvd!! All that green gunk shit that came out the stomach!! uuuuurggghhHHHH!H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i thought the croc one was the best so far.... the whale one was interesting, but being on a beach meant it wasn't as 'scientific' as a nerd like me would enjoy!