Ingeneral things women say to impress you.

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  1. Fes Rock

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    Last night this bird. Well she wants a piece, so we went for some drinks at this dive bar (the best kind) and she starts telling me how she was a stripper and teaches yoga, this gave me instant chub as she pulled her left leg behind her head. I then started telling her how i love rubbung my face in pussy etc... So shes like one time, i fucked Kool Kieth...
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    telling me all the freaky shit he did and blah blah, im like word - taking notes on the mental. so then we find a stripper pole, she starts doing these arial stripper moves, legs all split open. So then i fucked her, we fell asleep - and she just left. I feel like there is kool kieth goo all over me. Bleach time im sure... :bone:
     
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    'Im a good cook' usually impresses me but then not when its Fajitas out a packet :/
     
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    "i like it"
     
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    'ive never had someone as big as u before'

    yeah sure slut
     
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    "i have a vagina"
     
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    'im not like other girls'
     
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    "im a virgin"
     
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    dont put it in there
     
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    "Hi"
     
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RocksteadyUK again. ..... zzzzzzz
     
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    I feel your pain... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RocksteadyUK again.

    His post made me chuckle. :lol:
     
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    yea, but its more like Hiiiiii! cuz u say it with enthusiasm yea?
     
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    If karl was here, he'd tell a story. Now we got akmed posting things like "i have a vagina" which im sure he's speaking in the first person
     
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    shit story.......but at least youve finally met your mum
     
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    your a shit storry Dubsta! lol nice name herb. Dont be jelly cuz i bang out strippers
     
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    yeah fes.
    sod ur stripper stories
    tell us about the time ur mate sat on a cd. thats what im talking bout
     
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    hope you wore a condom
     
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    I emphasize STRIPPER, USED to be a stripper. Now she just grabs some molly from me here n there. So what, haters gonna hate teddy, they jelly...

    @Teddy whats a sod?
     
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    I be tearing thru magnums due to girth issues. but i wrapped it up
     
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    ^^ Depends on what swag he has.


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