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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Apr 12, 2010.

  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    We whore ourselves out for "thanks".

    Radius is a fucking pedophile.

    Logikz is inbred.

    $marty & Gloxxy share the same bulbous head.

    Brofski has a really fit underage sister & hates Muslims, whilst he buggers every Bovine in sight.

    James produces Dubstep & talks in rhyming slang.

    Dan M has a pathetic Penis & wants to be Alex Reid.

    Ethix fucks Tramps.

    Herojuana trims his pubes to look like a Womens Vagina.

    Mr G is a grumpy gay Moby who has never been to a rave in his life.

    Toejam & JMZ run Ipswich.

    Slow & Hyperd run each others batcaves on the regs.

    Sirus is a medieval french boy molester.

    Fes is the bastard offspring of Chris Moyles & Barry from Eastenders, spawned in his Mothers basement.

    Did I miss anyone? :teeth:
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I masturbate all day whilst reading your posts, and whenever you see I've thanked your post it actually means I've soiled it with my semen.
     
  3. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    This will be a interesting first impression to newcomers of the forum.. :D
     
  4. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    I'm thanking you while sucking out your nan.
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Brofski is actually a muslim.
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You racist fucking cunt.

    Just cus' he's black don't make assumptions on his fucking religion.

    I hate you people.
     
  7. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    fixed. Unless he fucks cows too?
     
  8. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    I will literally whore myself out for thanks. Handys to everyone who clicks the thanks button for me. :)
     
  9. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    postcount = girth of cock
     
  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    i have zero thanks. ima take it to safety* standards
     
  11. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Moskit's reach around is the best I've ever had.
     
  12. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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  13. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Just because you hate white people. your just a racist. you fuckin cherry licking bum boy.
     
  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    why am i only learning this now? bewbs or gtfo!
     
  15. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Dan M proves that steroids make you irritable as fuck.
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You win with you superior sized cranium yet again, northern scum.

    xxx
     
  17. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    and prone to rinsing your joint account on brass and viagra.
     
  18. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i never knew thanks was back. thanks
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Oh yeah, also, Pete Tongueflap is a gay emo who licks peoples false teeth when they ain't watching, then when they eat he pretends to be disgusted & posts threads about how he then goes & beats his poor tinkler into submission in the bogs using the mans fixident as a masturbatory aid.

    :D
     
  20. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Not anymore!