We whore ourselves out for "thanks". Radius is a fucking pedophile. Logikz is inbred. $marty & Gloxxy share the same bulbous head. Brofski has a really fit underage sister & hates Muslims, whilst he buggers every Bovine in sight. James produces Dubstep & talks in rhyming slang. Dan M has a pathetic Penis & wants to be Alex Reid. Ethix fucks Tramps. Herojuana trims his pubes to look like a Womens Vagina. Mr G is a grumpy gay Moby who has never been to a rave in his life. Toejam & JMZ run Ipswich. Slow & Hyperd run each others batcaves on the regs. Sirus is a medieval french boy molester. Fes is the bastard offspring of Chris Moyles & Barry from Eastenders, spawned in his Mothers basement. Did I miss anyone?