In this thread, Borf teaches us Welsh

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  1. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Borf penises cyffwrdd â nifer o
     
  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Haha, if you want.

    Type a sentence, and I'll translate it and attempt to also spell it phonetically.

    My penises touches a number of....
     
  3. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Fuck.

    I was going for

    'borf touches many penises'.

    Google translate fail :(

    Translate, if you will, THIS!

    If you must put it in there, atleast clean it first.
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Some basics first....

    All these are one letter that may be hard to pronounce.

    Ch - not like in english. Hock up flem from your throat. The sound but without the flem and a bit more subtle.
    Dd - Like the english TH (some words). So Ddat is essientially That.
    F - Like the English V
    Ff - Like the English F
    Ng - Like in english (sung, lung) with a bit of punch.
    Ll - Hard one, kind of like a lisp. Lluckering lluckertash or whatever that cat that wants to munch tweety says.
    Ph - Same as english.
    Rh - Hard again. Sort of like and R said with an H straight afterwards.
    Th - Like in English (Some words) such as Thin, Think etc. Words you put your teeth on the front of your tongue rather than near the middle.

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    This site explains is..

    http://www.madog.org/dysgwyr/gramadeg/gramadeg1.html

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    Good effort!

    I'll do it with word they rhyme with in english

    Os mae rhaid i ti rhoi e fynna, galla ti ei glanhau yn gyntaf

    Loss my side me me toy fair run-pa, mass-pa me they plan-my sun cunt-laugh
     
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    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Thats not a language! Look at it... it's just a load of nonsence on a page! I could do that! Look:

    jue djhd ejysnml ejdskj gay jd9iwj rapist
     
  6. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    uck hyn, yr wyf i'n mynd i'r ffatri tatws am ginio

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    ble mae'r defaid hawdd?
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Would you say that to a muslim?

    No, you wouldn't.

    Have some respect please.

    And it actually make more sense than english with letters being pronnounced differently and silent letters.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    hon dafad dydy camgwl lestr primed achos chyfathrach
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    This Sheep isn't something something because something.

    Either they ain't words, or they're of a very rare dialect.

    That's another thing, there's like 4 or 5 different versions of welsh. Mostly the same, but different words for certain stuff and other are pronnounced differently.

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    Haha, pretty much spot on.

    And yeh, where are the easy sheep?
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Cyfri'r Geifr
    Oes gafr eto?
    Oes heb ei godro,
    Ar y creigiau geirwon
    mae'r hen afr yn crwydro.

    Gafr wen, wen, wen,
    Ie finwen, finwen, finwen,
    Foel gynffonwen, foel gynffonwen
    Ystlys wen a chynffon,
    Wen, wen, wen.
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    See, that's radnom arse old school north wales welsh.

    Don't understand most of it.
     
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    How do you say 'I Am A Cunt?' in Welsh?
     
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    this thread tickles!! :lol:
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    underwater talk thread. brrrlb dllllp dlpblrrl. yeah i see you homie.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Gont ydw i.

    Font blood-you me
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Sorry, just for a little balance & so we haven't entirely missed the point of this thread:

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    Borf™ Borf

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    Y peth doniol yw, mae Andy yn meddwl bod e yw'r brenin y we. Drust yw's unig peth yw e.
     
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