Immune To Budweiser/@ Alcoholics

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I mean literally.

    Ok I would bet a years wages on the fact i could drink pretty much anybody under the table i know...

    Not a good thing.

    Not a bad thing.

    However...

    I get pissed, not easily, but i do...

    Few pints of something i'm not used to and i'm there, but of course due to my disposition i can carry on and on and on and on and on.

    Like Ariston.

    But i just drank 11 bottles of budweiser in 3 hours and its pretty much missed the target completely.

    Tl:dr - Are you immune to certain drinks?
     
  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    that's because budweiser is just the urine of rednecks who are on a strict diet of coors light, gays and blacks.
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    vintage! beer is less than 6% how do you expect to feel after that? just bloated. switch to wine buddy. and stop drinking out of a straw.
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    @ arkmeed.

    Well yes.

    But no at the same time.

    Its 5%.

    No ifs and buts...

    But i'm immune to it.

    If i drank said number of Heineken in the alloted time-frame i'm sure my situation would be different.

    Also, calm your tone you reprobate orphan ferral leprosy ridden spanner.

    ;)
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Dude, i know...

    You're missing the point.

    But dan"lol"well drank your rass under the table, so...
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yh i get ya mate.. bud cheers me up abit that it .. tell ya one that does get me ... Kronenberg ... 6 pints of kroney one after the other im pissed .. also.. drinking anyone under the table for a years wage ? ... sounds like fighting talk! ... i rekon you'd get fuck , like , proper fucked
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    ahhhh hahahah ... plz go on ... did karl get outed .. did dan do him on 10 pints of stella round 'back of asda
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    get outed! dan drinks like a fking hooligan. however, i would not only drink etkoks under the table, but after that, id drink you under the table too. then id run a mile and do an employment interview for techincal consultant and land it too. immune to drinks, heineken is basically non alcoholic ffs
     
  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Get to Budveis and have a proper Bud. Smacks the hell out of the US counter part.
     
  10. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    can drink almost a whole crate of my local beers. give me anything other and im pissed after about 6 to 8. lol.

    so, basically: yep. know dat. just switch for a while and then get back.

    hopefully youre not drinking that yank shit btw, original bud from czech is where its at. every other bud is just yanks pissing into bottles..
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Pfffft lager's for pussies anyway. Drinking ale straight from the canal is where it's at..
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    only 11?
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i had about 7 pint on saturday night and the guy i know working behind the bar gave a me a suicide bomb. basically had absinthe, this polish shot drink that was like 90% vol topped off nicely with some lemonade.



    i was fucked out my face. proper looked like a melted wheelie bin after that.
     
  14. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    dear diary....
     
  15. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    I'm drunk right now. Beer is fine but for some reason I drank pernod...
     
  16. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    I drink vodka like it's water... because it does nothing to meeeeee, oh Vienna.
     
  17. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I usually can't drink that much by the way I dunno how I did. But I carried on til like 3am Sunday morning and I was with Karl on Friday night. No sleep or nothing.
     
  18. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    its called Adrenaline, the bodys ' sober up quick ' defense mechanism, to keep you safe , alive , on the ball in times of possible injury / death ..

    in laymans ..

    you were constantly in fear of your life in Karls presence, so the adrenaline kept you sober .. as if you lost your bearings , you'd of know doubt ended up in a ditch naked with a smack needle in ure arm and a condom hanging out your twitching botty
     
  19. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    fixed
     
  20. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    Just your standard Friday night knob up the shitter and small talk til the early hours whilst spooning after. I bet you were the little spoon and all.

    :teeth: