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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    if Mark Zuckerbergs dad... had a wank in the shower before getting into bed with his mum.

    or if Zuck was a drunken wank in a razzle mag in tescos bog?

    would fb of come around anyway? ...

    what if hitler was a cum stain on an old carpet.

    i mean.


    how many celebritys have a spunked into a sock?
     
  2. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I don't think FB would have come round but there would have been some equally shit social networking site instead. Interesting though thinking about the whole butterfly effect thing. What about abortions? Imagine if no baby ever got aborted and they all grew up, lived lives etc... How different would the world be then?
     
  3. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    what if everyone was a cum stain on a carpet.

    and we all evolved from sperm rug bugs.

    tryna swim into eggs n shit.

    racial wars with giant flies

    social networking on the kitchen floor.

    shit wud be the same.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I shudder to think of the awesome hollywood looking nasa brained army i've released to nothingness.

    Not to mention the galaxy of spazmos that were likely gormlessly challenging for a inevitable life of finger painting and wearing odd socks.
     
  6. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    This is why I donate to sperm banks. Have your wank and eat it too!





    Wait. what?
     
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  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    and if zuckerdick never became, and no facebook...

    the amount of lives that would change, my dad and his mrs split because of fb.. i wonder how many babies have been born because of it, relationships started, ended blah blah..

    ive definitely bolted a Hollywood across an old tea towel just now.
     
  8. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    bahahaha

    good 'ol days.

    bustin out a quick one while people are in the other room.

    thats how i spludged
     
  9. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Do you reckon if you caught a fly... stuck its legs to a piece of cardboard and then wanked all over it making sure not to cover his face so it could breathe.... your sperm would kill it. Like eat through its wings at least?
     
  10. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    when toy story 2 came out, did anyone buy a jessie doll, cum on her face, leave the room and imagine all the other toys trying to console her, knowing that they cant wipe the cum off her face, knowing it would arouse suspicion?