imagine.

EWOKS

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if Mark Zuckerbergs dad... had a wank in the shower before getting into bed with his mum.

or if Zuck was a drunken wank in a razzle mag in tescos bog?

would fb of come around anyway? ...

what if hitler was a cum stain on an old carpet.

i mean.


how many celebritys have a spunked into a sock?
 

Sweaty Teddy

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I don't think FB would have come round but there would have been some equally shit social networking site instead. Interesting though thinking about the whole butterfly effect thing. What about abortions? Imagine if no baby ever got aborted and they all grew up, lived lives etc... How different would the world be then?
 

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what if everyone was a cum stain on a carpet.

and we all evolved from sperm rug bugs.

tryna swim into eggs n shit.

racial wars with giant flies

social networking on the kitchen floor.

shit wud be the same.
 

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I shudder to think of the awesome hollywood looking nasa brained army i've released to nothingness.

Not to mention the galaxy of spazmos that were likely gormlessly challenging for a inevitable life of finger painting and wearing odd socks.
 

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and if zuckerdick never became, and no facebook...

the amount of lives that would change, my dad and his mrs split because of fb.. i wonder how many babies have been born because of it, relationships started, ended blah blah..

ive definitely bolted a Hollywood across an old tea towel just now.
 

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Do you reckon if you caught a fly... stuck its legs to a piece of cardboard and then wanked all over it making sure not to cover his face so it could breathe.... your sperm would kill it. Like eat through its wings at least?
 

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when toy story 2 came out, did anyone buy a jessie doll, cum on her face, leave the room and imagine all the other toys trying to console her, knowing that they cant wipe the cum off her face, knowing it would arouse suspicion?
 
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