imagine going back in time to the crusades...

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  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    ..with a mini gun

    discuss?
     
  2. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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  3. ApeCat

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    Don't forget bullets and lubricant and coolant and probably some sort of fuel because there's probably like a proper motor or something in those makes them go round and round and all, init?
     
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    on an industrial scale
     
  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    you can;t rape tens of thounsands of people with one mini gun. thats just silly.
     
  6. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    don't need to go back in time to shoot muslims with a mini gun, just sign up to the army and you can be doing it within months
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    id like a tank with lots of ammo them fools wouldnt be able to do shit to a tank
     
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    how fukin jokes would that be!! they literally... wouldnt be able to do shit...
     
  9. ApeCat

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    Fuck your tank, the historians of the future will all just write the incident off as dodgy translation or as if the transcriptions are exaggerated o they were really talking about elephants or something.

    Get me one of those battle station planes Michael Bay likes so much, circling their target with the big cannons and the machine guns and shit and rain fiery death upon Christian and Heathen alike from the skies, let the roars of the engines and the blasts of the shells thunder in the collective conscience for millennia to come, the scorched Earth etch itself into the cultural fabric of all men's imaginations for generations and generations, the time God listened to everyone's pleas for the destruction of their enemies, the day God answered, the day he showed us his true face, in explosive obliteration, true destruction, he showed us his nature and we realized that we must truly made in his image to be able to imagine the kind of hardships we all imagined upon our enemies.
     
  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    fuck that shit. i would go back in time with a mechanised robot killing machine shaped like a dragon.
     
  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    just send arnie

    aslong as they couldnt harness the power of lava he would be indestructable
     
  12. jmzmaloney

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    I'd keep it simpler, think turning up in sharp tux, simple handgun and swanning round drinking Martini, confuse the hell out of them. Wouldnt even attack them just stand on a hill in the distance striking poses.
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    they did have arrows so striking poses on a hill isnt the best idea
     
  14. jmzmaloney

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    The next hill then
     
  15. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Clunge must have stunk pretty bad back then imo. Probably take some shower gel with me as well.



    Also Seppo the Norwegians had a pretty cool crusade compared to our ones. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Crusade


    Aparently when they reached Sicily it was ruled by a 13 year old called Roger.. :rinsed:
     
  16. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    probably take back some crazy ass diseases which their immune system hasn't adjusted to. probably wipe a lot of them out that way
     
  17. Harry3

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    :rofl:
     
  18. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    fool proof plan

    i can see you've thought this through
     
  19. mr karnage

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    fuck the crusades
     
  20. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    probably go back in time and kill jesus.