I'm very bored can anyone help me?

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  1. TongueFlap

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    Well I need some suggestions to cure my bordem.

    Im at work, so dont even mention the obvious.

    @ Moskit.. keep ur sick fantasies to ya self! hahahaha

    actually.. they are quite amusing. :gang_bang?
     
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    Read this fifty times, then start again backwards. It will either cure your boredom or lead you to suicide (a more drastic way of solving your problem)

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  12. Moskit

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    :wave:

    Try sticking an eraser between your bum cheeks allday & making a point of walking around your work environment, giving the illusion you may have pooed yourself.

    But when anyone asks, feed them a different wild story as to why you're walking funny & wait for the chinese whispers to start filtering back to you...

    Eg: Rape, Sporting Accident, Pooed yourself, Sore ring from anal, Scurvey & Ricketts etc.

    I cannot do these kind of things at work anymore, as people are wise to it & apparentley is construed as innapropriate use of work time & potentially disiplinable behaviour.

    I hope this helps.

    :D
     
  13. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i'm so bored i'm going for a workout.

    pm me for a webcam link to the gun show.