I'm The King of Essex, fuck these imposters

Dannyboy93

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everyone knows the king of Essex is truly me, I basically founded the place, named it after having sex on pills, but I was pretty plastered when I got the official naming, that's why its got the extra s :pimp:
 

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wrong account Daniel you utter twonk.

and nuh uh annrew. me, not you. you should have learned that by now, would've thought you had learned that much at this point, I shall use logical connectors to make my argument clear to your feeble and uneducated turnip farmer banana peeling ass-brain:

me = the king (constant).

you = trying something.

trying something =/= what you should.

ergo, don't try anything.

contact me if you have questions or need anything (don't ever contact me about anything ever you daft speng)
 

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wrong account Daniel you utter twonk.

and nuh uh annrew. me, not you. you should have learned that by now, would've thought you had learned that much at this point, I shall use logical connectors to make my argument clear to your feeble and uneducated turnip farmer banana peeling ass-brain:

me = the king (constant).

you = trying something.

trying something =/= what you should.

ergo, don't try anything.

contact me if you have questions or need anything (don't ever contact me about anything ever you daft speng)
that's the correct account, exactly how it went down, word for word, maybe you have your man bun too tight if you think otherwise!

 

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I have a sneaking suspicion the king of Essex will ultimately turn out to be me. I cant say too much at this juncture but it could be i decide that if Im not crowned by 1400 hrs CET I will fuck this entire shit up.

or im not wearing man-bun. which I am. baby.
 

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I was going to say that anybody with a man-bun, wears open toe sandals with socks/wooden shoes & vapes, is slightly eurofag, angular breeze block head could never be King of anything...

But Essex...

That would suit Essex just fine...

:lol:
 

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man-bun is king. but only if want. could be its Michael, but that depends on how this day goes forthwith. I am going to tattoo the seal of astaroth from the grimoir known as the lesser key of salomon, in other news.
that, or the marquis of choronzon.
 

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man-bun is king. but only if want. could be its Michael, but that depends on how this day goes forthwith. I am going to tattoo the seal of astaroth from the grimoir known as the lesser key of salomon, in other news.
that, or the marquis of choronzon.
think you should get a my little pony tattoo to match the man bun :teeth:
 
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