I'm The King of Essex, fuck these imposters

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  1. David Essex

    David Essex New Member

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    Was made aware of a showdown on this forum between 2 Essex imposters @nicholas essex @Joey Essex . Its still my manor, get in line, imposters

     
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  2. Joey Essex

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    Shut up you old cunt, your music was shit back then and its shit now, do you even know deadmau5? How about avicii? Fucking propa dinosaur
     
  3. David Essex isn't even your real name !!
     
  4. The Stig

    The Stig Clarkson > Evans

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  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im beginning to think im the king of Essex really. but I have to think about it a little. xoxoxo
     
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  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    ^ Nuh uh.

    Totes me.
     
  8. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    everyone knows the king of Essex is truly me, I basically founded the place, named it after having sex on pills, but I was pretty plastered when I got the official naming, that's why its got the extra s :pimp:
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    wrong account Daniel you utter twonk.

    and nuh uh annrew. me, not you. you should have learned that by now, would've thought you had learned that much at this point, I shall use logical connectors to make my argument clear to your feeble and uneducated turnip farmer banana peeling ass-brain:

    me = the king (constant).

    you = trying something.

    trying something =/= what you should.

    ergo, don't try anything.

    contact me if you have questions or need anything (don't ever contact me about anything ever you daft speng)
     
  10. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    that's the correct account, exactly how it went down, word for word, maybe you have your man bun too tight if you think otherwise!

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  11. SteveR94

    SteveR94 RECORDING OMG STRONGLY

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    YOU'RE ALL NOBS THE LOT OF YA, AND THAT'S COMING FROM THE KING OF NOBS.
     
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    SteveR94 RECORDING OMG STRONGLY

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  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    I have a sneaking suspicion the king of Essex will ultimately turn out to be me. I cant say too much at this juncture but it could be i decide that if Im not crowned by 1400 hrs CET I will fuck this entire shit up.

    or im not wearing man-bun. which I am. baby.
     
  15. Moskit

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    I was going to say that anybody with a man-bun, wears open toe sandals with socks/wooden shoes & vapes, is slightly eurofag, angular breeze block head could never be King of anything...

    But Essex...

    That would suit Essex just fine...

    :lol:
     
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  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    man-bun is king. but only if want. could be its Michael, but that depends on how this day goes forthwith. I am going to tattoo the seal of astaroth from the grimoir known as the lesser key of salomon, in other news.
    that, or the marquis of choronzon.
     
  17. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    think you should get a my little pony tattoo to match the man bun :teeth:
     
  18. Moskit

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    Post pics of your man-bun Coral...
     
  19. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    yeah without footage its fiction . . . . .
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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