im sorry but....

hyperd4eva

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Jordan and Harvey were sitting in there house when Jordan says ' what do you want to be when you grow up Harvey'?

he replies ' a teacher mummy'

'Fuck Off' jordan says 'you cant even control your own pupils' :wave:
 

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katie price is releasing a cover of aqua's barbie girl!
it goes

im a barbie girl
in a barbie world
tits are plastic
son's a spastic
he cant comb his hair
he dribbles everywhere
its fantastic, lil black spastic!

come on harvey lets go party!
 

rob_del_terror

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she got a sense of humour though, i mean she's got a half blind kid who's not a full shilling and called him harv price........
 

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what u think about this?


Sheffield Wednesday Striker Leon Clarke...


hes just as much as a mong as the real harvey

Jordan's son Harvey

SPITTING IMAGE
 
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So picture the scene, if you will. Katie Price has just arrived home from the jungle, having been voted to do every bushtucker trial only to be kicked out first chance we got.

She arrives home to find her house in darkness. After turning the light on, she spies a note on the table:
"Dear Katie. I've taken the kids. Love, Peter."

She notices a tapping sound from across the house, and as she heads toward it she spies something written on the back:
"Except the mong." it says, as she finds harvey bumping into a wall repeatedly.
 

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katie and peter are going through all their stuff for the divorce. peter is sorting through the shed, katie shouts' make sure u take that little spade with you' peter replies ' FUCK YOU ITS DWIGHT YORKS'
 

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I tell you im sorry..

I was at my ex's house the other day and as i was chatting to her she asked me to turn the veg on, i think i got confused when I started to try and finger her disabled sister
 
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