im sorry but....

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  1. hyperd4eva

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    Jordan and Harvey were sitting in there house when Jordan says ' what do you want to be when you grow up Harvey'?

    he replies ' a teacher mummy'

    'Fuck Off' jordan says 'you cant even control your own pupils' :wave:
     
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    Just to completely contradict what I put in the other thread :)
     
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    katie price is releasing a cover of aqua's barbie girl!
    it goes

    im a barbie girl
    in a barbie world
    tits are plastic
    son's a spastic
    he cant comb his hair
    he dribbles everywhere
    its fantastic, lil black spastic!

    come on harvey lets go party!
     
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    i shudn't laught.... but... AHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    so dark. but funny.
     
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    its all in good humour
     
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    she got a sense of humour though, i mean she's got a half blind kid who's not a full shilling and called him harv price........
     
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    i hear jordan's blind son harvey has taken news of the split badly.

    apparently he's gone completely off the brailes
     
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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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    harvey knew that they were going to split, apparently he's got a 5th sense for these sorta things. :teeth:
     
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    excellent sig sir!
     
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    what u think about this?

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    Sheffield Wednesday Striker Leon Clarke...

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    hes just as much as a mong as the real harvey
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    Jordan's son Harvey

    SPITTING IMAGE
     
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    So picture the scene, if you will. Katie Price has just arrived home from the jungle, having been voted to do every bushtucker trial only to be kicked out first chance we got.

    She arrives home to find her house in darkness. After turning the light on, she spies a note on the table:
    "Dear Katie. I've taken the kids. Love, Peter."

    She notices a tapping sound from across the house, and as she heads toward it she spies something written on the back:
    "Except the mong." it says, as she finds harvey bumping into a wall repeatedly.
     
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    katie and peter are going through all their stuff for the divorce. peter is sorting through the shed, katie shouts' make sure u take that little spade with you' peter replies ' FUCK YOU ITS DWIGHT YORKS'
     
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    what do u really expect when u have sex with a mong like dwight yorke?
     
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    I tell you im sorry..

    I was at my ex's house the other day and as i was chatting to her she asked me to turn the veg on, i think i got confused when I started to try and finger her disabled sister
     
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    :D :D :D :D :D LIKE IT!!!
     
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    I bet he would laugh at this thread if he could read it.
    In a 'they are laughing with me' sort of way