i'm just gonna leave this here...

EvezDroppin

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i saw the thread with the pics u made man, brightened up my day.. his videos are so fuckin dire and awkward that i cant bring myself to laugh at them... it makes me want to smash my laptop and destroy any evidence that ive ever seen this guy and his videos.
 

SIRUS

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in the hours of darkness under the orange glow of Manchester streets, dj levity was stood pondering his vision of a new super dj network that he would spearhead called bassline junkies...


when suddenly he was startled by an owl..
 

Moskit

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Look at this on his comments:

Levity Enquries Only Via Following:
djlevity@djlevity.co.uk / Facebook Private Message

04 June at 15:19Levity No contacting unless you have full details, Including proposition, dates & fees readily available to be paid directly into account at that time. No consideration will be given to random fishing enquiries. Only If you follow this guideline will you receive a response from myself with account details & then confirmation following payment.

04 June at 15:24Levity None negotiable costs for bookings:
Travel Expenses / Accomodation & Associated Costs / Booking Fees

04 June at 15:28Levity Set Guidelines: Minimum 1 hour. Minimum set start time 12am
:rolleyes:

We should all try n book him steering as far clear from these guidelines as possible.
 

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hahaha that drumming clip had me laughing he doesnt take his eyes off the camera!
is this guy for real tho??lol
 

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im loving this "levity" character, fucking convincing troll....

whoever it was, went through the effort to make a load of absolutly shit dnb tunes, and the shittest website to ever grace my monitor. All just for a laugh... Had me fooled for a while. No real person could be this shit at life.

those tunes are so bad, no real person could produce those with a straight face....
 

SIRUS

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holy lesbian nun sex! he's not going to threaten me for my photoshop is he?

it wasn't my joke anyway it was $marty's. i just added a little bit for fun.

don't make me get my owls out!
 
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