Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Claus601, May 19, 2016.
Call me Cloud
Claus you say?
Ah nice on the name change
should be clau5 IMO, all the cool kids use 5's these days
Claudia Schiffer tho
Have you uploaded your consciousness to the internet? Are you Ultron? If you are, can you put a few quid in my bank account?
More Johnny deep actually , witness me
My cloud based algorithm has detected this as the perfect soundtrack for wafflers on this Friday the 20th of May
Do cocaine lines
aaaaaawwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeah croog, get in there boyo!!
what else are we doing atm. are we doing anything or what. because why would you scream when you shoot yourself. i mean yes of course if you shoot yourself in the foot. or the dick. but who screams from getting shot in the head? people tend to squeak and bubble and crash on stuff around them then groan and huff as they slump over, clearly dead as fuuuuuuuuuuuck
why would you scream. would you scream. if i shot myself. in your dick.
i feel conflicted, i want to bail, but i really really have to finish like an hours work.... ok, ill make you a deal, finish an hours work in 20 minutes time, and you can go! sound good? deal?
deal! you got yourself a deal mister!! gogogogogo
I am clod
not relevant but I know this is your jam clau5
Just uploaded it to my clowdz
Awww yeeeeeeah Danny!
I'm not tired of sex though, I'd be much more interested in a way not to be freezing cold blind and forever hungry with necropsy and herons on my mind.
Quite the opposite bro, tie that bitch down and all the sex is yours, ALL OF IT! Like the scene in spun where he ties that stripper to his bed, then she finally escapes and she is not impressed to say the least, with the CTBD 3000 this first world problem will be no more!
Also regarding herons best thing to do is to keep your mind off it bro and keep busy, keep active, fuck bitches, get paid!
good call, im off to get paid bodo. the pimp of megiddio, belial. baal. the seal of baphomet.
bloodshot eyes. metal skin. dragon wings. crooked horns. dagger claws. power from hell.
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