If you've got a mate or relative named...

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Saul. Sebastian. Rupert. Or Cybil...

    You're a cunt.

    Thanks for your time.

    Sincerely,

    Andy A
     
  2. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    this could be a fun game I think
     
  3. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Success! I have no friends. 1 - 0
     
  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i worked with some one called sebastian before

    true story
     
  6. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i went to school with someone called sebastien

    swedish looking feller he was
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    nea shit sherlock. who the fuck you hanging about with
     
  8. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i met a guy called Rupert when i was high on mushes and ket.


    but his name was Rupert

    RUPERT!






    he was sound as fuck but his name was Rupert
     
  9. Dubsta

    Dubsta Well-Known Member

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    my wifes name is sebastian
     
  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    sorrry to hear that
     
  11. DrDeLa91

    DrDeLa91 New Member

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    down under the sea, there is a man crustation named sebastian
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hey no need to be like that just cos shes got a weird name, im sure shes lovely, thats why he (dubsta) married her. it was nice of you to post pics of yourself dubsta, the ones with your 'oopsy' on the pants as you so humorously put it, btw on those pics she lookes peng to say the least (richard 'head' has assured me this is how to say it in english and be a sex guy for the ladie), is this your wife at all? most girls i know are dildos.

    i dont mean to make this threade amazing or anything but i think the name sebastian is awesome and i think the surname should be oakenthrone.
    sebastian oakenthrone, his closese associate is lukas vogelberg. together they invest capital with the fall of certain regimes in the south as a direct result. they lead complicated lives. will invent usb laser at some point, then the giant moonraker and the final boss in his lair with hundreds of henchmen in black turtlenecks, all top trained speznaz but they die. underwater. seb and luke escape in a luxury emergency escape pod, with champanga and diamonds and rusisian fagiar, they wait for a a few hours with sending disttress call, but are unsure as to why at this point. camera zooms out and our heroes look short and meaningless. they kiss as we get the panorama with the bombastic theme but i think mainly so as to keep the cameras rolling. they then turn to self harm stunts kind of like jackass, then idol like auditions. a big show aftter celebrity juice and american idol croatia.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hey no need to be like that just cos shes got a weird name, im sure shes lovely, thats why he (dubsta) married her. it was nice of you to post pics of yourself dubsta, the ones with your 'oopsy' on the pants as you so humorously put it, btw on those pics she lookes peng to say the least (richard 'head' has assured me this is how to say it in english and be a sex guy for the ladie), is this your wife at all? most girls i know are dildos.

    i dont mean to make this threade amazing or anything but i think the name sebastian is awesome and i think the surname should be oakenthrone.
    sebastian oakenthrone, his closese associate is lukas vogelberg. together they invest capital with the fall of certain regimes in the south as a direct result. they lead complicated lives. will invent usb laser at some point, then the giant moonraker and the final boss in his lair with hundreds of henchmen in black turtlenecks, all top trained speznaz but they die. underwater. seb and luke escape in a luxury emergency escape pod, with champanga and diamonds and rusisian fagiar, they wait for a a few hours with sending disttress call, but are unsure as to why at this point. camera zooms out and our heroes look short and meaningless. they kiss as we get the panorama with the bombastic theme but i think mainly so as to keep the cameras rolling. they then turn to self harm stunts kind of like jackass, then idol like auditions. a big show aftter celebrity juice and american idol croatia.
     
  14. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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