If you're paddling.........

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  1. DaDarkSide09

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    If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?


    None! Cause Ice cream doesn't have bones!
     
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    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    get ya rat out
     
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    What is the difference between a duck??

    One of its legs is both the same
     
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    i had a banana smoothie for breakfast. i had to mash the banana with a fork first because i dont like it when banana chunks get stuck in the straw.
     
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    pheasant & chips
     
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    word. i'd imagine getting a pheasant stuck in your straw would be pretty painful.
     
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    mashing pheasant with a fork is nang though
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    .................................What?
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    One day i Tonied and the rest of my day went Tony-up. Beach face.
     
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    i'm sure i read this somewhere last week.

    anyway i had a rediculous tuesday last jucember and all the fish in the sky deposited arrow heads in my picachoo. i couldn't understand when.
     
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    I fell but swallowed so brains went swirly then punched hedges in osmosis.
     
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    The place where i was born was so small they painted the ferris wheel orange