If your penis / vagina could talk... what would it say?

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    If your penis / vagina could talk... what would it say?


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    Discuss :D
     
  2. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    have you seen a warm wet sleeve anywhere mate?
     
  3. aladdin sane

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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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  5. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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  6. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    those guys downstairs are nuts :teeth:
     
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  7. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    "BRO, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? I MAY ONLY HAVE ONE EYE, BUT EVEN I CAN SEE THAT BROAD'S A TROG WITH CHLAMYDIA"
     
  8. Wellsy

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    mate that guy behind me wont stop talkin shit, I need a massage i'm so tense!
     
  9. alz

    alz compress to impress

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  10. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    take this coat off i can't breathe
     
  11. REGO

    REGO DRUM&BASS4LIFE

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    stop touching me
     
  12. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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  13. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    They told him don't you ever come around here
    Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
    The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
    So beat it, just beat it

    You better run, you better do what you can
    Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
    You wanna be tough, better do what you can
    So beat it, but you wanna be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it

    They're out to get you, better leave while you can
    Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
    You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
    So beat it, just beat it

    You have to show them that you're really not scared
    You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
    They'll kick you, then they beat you,
    Then they'll tell you it's fair
    So beat it, but you wanna be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Beat it, beat it, beat it

    Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Beat it, beat it, beat it

    Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Just beat it, beat it
    Beat it, beat it, beat it
     
  14. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    mine would say hello.
     
  15. jmzmaloney

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    "I aint going nowhere fucking near that" and then spits everyhere in disgust, prematurely.
     
  16. Gumby

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    PAHAHAH damn you indi i was going to say that!! :rofl:
     
  17. Moskit

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    Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let me fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
     
  18. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    can u stop wanking me please?? my head is getting red and itchy!
     
  19. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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  20. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    NOT THAT FUCKING VACUUM AGAIN SHITTTTtWHUHUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARararhhgjg BLRLLBLRLblrlbrlbllrblrb