If you won the lottery...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Forau, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    What would you splash out on?

    When i win the euromillions tonight im buying myself a submarine. Not one of these pussy little submarines, im talking like a soviet nuclear sub. And im gonna go be all sneaky and shit under the water.
     
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    Sicx Well-Known Member

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  3. Forau

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    Good choice.
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    id put it all in saving accounts and never spend it cos im a boring dick in on a friday night
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    id spend it all on a private road, going direct to my work, in a straight line .. so i could get to work easy without busses and shit .. shit wage, so not worth the hassle otherwise ..
     
  6. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    So you gonna pilot this soviet nuclear submarine on your own? What about the crew's salary's? have you thought about how much food your gonna stock and how much it'll come too? Will you learn russian to read the controls? How much will hiring a russian crew cost? How much will a flight to russia cost to buy the crew? How much for the flight back now will all the russian crew? How much a for a taxi for all the russian crew to your house, before you set sail? How much for the costs of the uniforms to look nice? How much for the nuclear reactor, or do you intend to get one in the submarine deal? How much to hire out a dock to launch the submarine? How much for a bottle of champagne to christen the submarine before its maiden voyage? How much for a soviet band to play soviet war songs while you set sail on the maiden voyage? How much for a sat-nav?
     
  7. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i mite buy a new tracksuit actually
     
  8. Forau

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    I'll cross that bridge when i come to it.

    Besides, I learn by doing. Same principal when it comes to navigating ex soviet nuclear submarines.

    Just in time for a Playaz night :D
     
  9. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    i'd save it. i'm quite a content person soooo... that much money probably wouldnt make much difference to me lol. btw, 166 million fuckin w000t i totaly forgot to buy my ticket lol... roll over tuesday pl0x!

    ---------- Post added at 21:55 ---------- Previous post was at 21:52 ----------

    did you miss some :teeth: out or something?
     
  10. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    But in all seriousness i would most probably pay all my debts, make sure ive stocked up on enough cans of baked beans so i don't ever have to work again. Then just have massive binge and just sniff coke every hour of every day until i hit Mr Fletch's age whereby i release that Ive ruined my life with my drug habit.
     
  11. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I always had you down as a ketamine/smacky drug type?
     
  12. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    and contracted sharkteethitis:teeth:
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    id probably have the goverment coming up to my door asking for a few hundred million so they can give it to pakistan then have them turn round and say we live in a bad ecomic climate and must save our money.
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    id get a air conditioner that left my room smelling like freshly baked bread
     
  15. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    I prefer coke, being a solid ket head would be shit and I would just be dead all the time. Whereas if i was a coke head i would be achieving great things, like running for PM or something....

    Oh shit, that was gonna be the hit line of it all, forgot....
     
  16. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    id move out into a house with a garage, buy a motorbike, get insured, buy my mum and dad a house, furnish my own house with some old skool furniture, buy some tracksuits with marlok, take my driving test, buy a toyota starlet gt turbo, get insured, buy a fiesta xr3 turbo, get insured, buy shitload of snapon tools, buy a little staff puppy, buy a two big sound systems, put one in my garage and one in house, spend some dough in harvey nicks and flannels then bust about in my whips not giving a fuck.....
     
  17. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I would probably buy an island and make it into dnbforumland.

    then take you all captive as my sex slaves :teeth:
     
  18. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    stick us in the basement yea

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    id buy an apache helicopter
    a challenger 2 tank
    get myself a shooting range with loads of weapons and explosives
    then go nuts on pcp
     
  19. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    change money into £ coins
    fill swimming pool with said coins


    ducktales a whooooohoooo!
     
  20. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    166 million pound coins youd just be laying on a slab of metal
    change into fivers
    be much better