IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE , WHAT WOUD YOU DO

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  1. Radius

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    I think I would have to go to parliament and say bollocks into politicians mic at amusing moments...
     
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    Re: IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE , WHAT WOULD YOU DO

    Rob a bank
     
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    I think I would pull down peoples pants when they were making important speaches.....
     
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    Hide out in Whoopi Goldbergs bedroom....









    NOT.
     
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    we be looking at naked ladies!!!!!!!:rinsed:

    someone was gonna say it sooner or later.........:clown:

    bt seriously id probably slap people in the back of the head when they walk past someone else and then watch tem fight.
     
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    steal Andy C's record collection. ( ill need an invisible lorry for this one )

    then walk into the bank of england and make a 1 billion pound transaction
     
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    follow a propa buff bird home and watch her strip off naked and showering herself lol rob a bank!go on holiday for free!
     
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    stand right next to ppl at cash machines, then rob thier cards.

    travel the world by jus walkin on diffrerent planes

    perv on honeys

    generally annoy ppl and amuse myself
     
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