If you were a were a Wrestler what would you call yourself?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'd be Jimmy Nutcracker. My finishing move would be the Brazil Nut Bruiser. I'd come into the ring waving a nutcracker sometimes use it too gain the upperhand, and I'd have a midget manager Twatty Twat from Thailand.
     
  2. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I would be Pigeon Hole Pete, my strengths would be to bore the opponent to death with my knowledge of clown step, ice step, nu breaks, clown step, nu jump, old jump, mildly old skool, nu nu jump up etc.

    Special move would be a dubstep trigger finger to the kidney, swiftly followed by a whack in face with a toaster.
     
  4. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I´d call myself Dick Rules and my Manager would be P.Nis:D
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I would be Chuck Biscuits and my special move woudl be the Botty drop where I would land arse first on the opponents face whilst shitting myself
     
  6. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    I'd be Pimp Daddy - The Mutha Fuckin Hustler, and would be modelled on Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver and have 2 supa-fly under-dressed hos (aka The Bad Gals) as my corner team, apart from going on to be well respected women's tag team champs in their own right, they'd also have a special move of distracting my opponent via well practiced seduction, so I can deliver Tha Sucka Punch with a diamond encrusted knuckle duster.

    My only weaknesses would be getting bored halfway thru the bout, and pulling out a wad of cash to count, which might leave me open to attacks, and my gold chain which I might get choked with on occasion.

    :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I'd be a nerd and I'd carry a big encyclopedia to the ring and on the sly smash someone over the head with it.
     
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  8. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    im scared of how serious revtech is taking this.

    mine would be john mclane, my catch phrase would be yippe kay yay mother fucker, my special move would be the bacon butty, a flying headbutt off the top rope and my manager would be ron atkinson
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I'd even have my own special match.

    We'd each have a keyboard, and you have to smash each other over the head. First one to smash all the keys out wins.
     
  10. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    the beast.
     
  11. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    or the oracle.
     
  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I'D BE ADOLF HITSHARD AKA THE FURIOUS FUHRER.

    SPECIAL MOVES WOULD BE THE NAZI MARCH HIGH KICK TO THE MOOEY, FOLLOWED BY 'THE GAS CHAMBER' WHICH WOULD INVOLVE A HEAD LOCK WITH MY LEGS AND A FART IN THE OPPONENTS FACE.

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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    the boudi-nator.
     
  14. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I heard Vince Mc Mahon is extremely interested in signing.
     
  15. Mattix

    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    Id be Counsellor Martin & my manager would be Lord Merryweather.

    We'd be one of those teams that doesn't have entrance music or a video and we'd already be in the ring when our opponent turns up.

    My special move would be the swash-buckling-battle-cat which i would never pull off so no one would ever know what i was trying to do.
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Ruprect Sebastian Billy Dan Nathaniel Smythe III

    I would be a right cunt & stuff.
     
  17. chromey

    chromey a.k.a Impact

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    Pleaase ensure that you wear an eyepatch and a red velour suit that is too small. [​IMG]
    And dont forget to carry a fork with a cork..
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Pissing myself would also be a very good look.

    Top film.
     
  19. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    79,90 €

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    79,90 €

    :teeth:
     
  20. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    I would be andy c. My special move is everyone licks my ass so I win. Friction would b my sidekick. My tag team partner is DET aka brockie.

    On a serious note I have given this some thought. I would b known as The Ferret Tickler. Dressed in a lime green g-string and a pink and orange tight vest that's 2 sizes too small for me. Entrance music is george michaels careless whisper. My special move is called the dickslap where I get my bell end out as a distraction then slap my opponent very hard round the chops.

    any1 fancy a wrestle?
     
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